Worx @ Worx @lemmynsfw.com

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Hilarious, thanks for sharing!

Wait, different circumstances have different laws? Tell me more!

Would a traffic warden tell a surgeon how to operate? Would a traffic warden tell a footballer how to kick? The how come a traffic warden can tell me where I can park my car?

Imagine letting an email find you. Best tactic is to clear it from your notifications because you'll deal with it later, accidentally forget about it for three weeks, and then it's too late for whatever the email was about

That's a very cool perspective, thank you for sharing it

I wnt gold

Thank you bees

Rich people can afford private well-armed security guards... (No, the police don't count since we're not doing regulations any more)

Orangeutan

Thanks for putting the source, looks like I misremembered

Goliath was killed by a sword - the rock knocked him down so that David could behead him.

How strong are those spiders that they destroyed an entire castle??!

Imprisonment would also deal with the "hating brown people" part.

She's also 24 dating a 48-year-old so probably not the brightest 🤷

(sorry)

Yep, that's how it feels when you get to my age

Blatantly false. If someone has a broken leg, do you say "environment is everything, I don't think your sick, you don't need medical help"?

I had a friend in university who rolled his own and they smelled so nice. No idea what he put in them, but I've never smelled another cigarette that wasn't vile

It's also possible to play PS5 whilst being to ill to work. In civilised countries, you can (and should) take a couple of days off for minor illnesses - don't spread that shit at work

You can have a pull cord in the bathroom or a switch outside, as I understand it

Me after eating a hot curry:

Raging high dump percentage

Coming from a non-American, an inches-only tape measure is incredibly cursed