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WorldsDumbestMan @ WorldsDumbestMan @lemmy.today
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Life at 40

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  • Priceless. I can drink a certain hard drink casually...Thank you for giving me ideas

    • J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-transgender organization

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  • Maybe once they are dead, because history is history. But otherwise...

    • Every god damn time

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  • Pokemon PMD fans

    • Life at 40

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  • Not saying I'd rather be dead (oftentimes I would), but there's some things money, time, and success can't fix. Like for example: if you fuck a goat, you are a goat fucker for life.

    • Life at 40

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  • Ok. All that just to tell you I'm 29, and get asked occasionally what grade I'm in. I'd know. I can already see all the anti-aging interventions, but I feel like I missed out on something permanently. Like nothing can make up for that fact.

    And that is why I'm going to compensate by being a glorious warrior. I have nothing else left.

    • Life at 40

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  • Let's just say that even if you where immortal, there is still the issue of your "soul" aging. In other words, you know you are old, and you won't enjoy playing Pokemon Platinum in the same way.

    Society will also increasingy isolate you in various ways.

    • Life at 40

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  • My co-worker running ahead of me at 40, looking like the happest person there:

    • Why does reddit ban so easily?

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  • Reddit deserves to die! Leave it! It's become a tool for the government to control us.

    • Why does reddit ban so easily?

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  • My brother can still go to Reddit, but they always know it's me.

    • IT’S THE FEDS!

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  • They grow in high-silicate soil.

    • German court sends Volkswagen execs to prison over Dieselgate scandal

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  • That's all we need! We will take back control, restore law and order!

    • AI Armageddon

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  • Just 99.99% of the population gone and whoever remains will be valuable again.

    • The American Dream

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  • My endgame is to pull the rug on the whole thing by offering, in a capricious way, something better

    • Jimmy Neutron was a dick

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  • What tomb did you steal this meme out of?

    • Comfy cozy

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  • Nothing as funny as Americans tell us how we are parasites, and how they don't want us there. WE DON'T WANT TO GO THERE.

    • Time passes fast

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  • Think I can beat that one

    • The Olympics is going to be interesting....

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  • Neigh, Monty Python.

    • UN human rights expert calls for prosecution of EU Officials over complicity in Israeli war crimes

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  • Yes! This is what we need to do! Get all of them! Leave no rot to spread!

    • How do I dodge a permaban?

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  • A certain CEO took over and clamped down. Before she quit, she changed Reddit, making it never the same.

    • The Olympics is going to be interesting....

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  • Ah yes, because Europe is not slowly turning alt-right.