𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @ Witchfire @lemmy.world

Queer tiefling fire witch. I fled the US because of 🍊🤡, AMA.

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Game split across both screens with the cross hair in the middle

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Where are all the 2A folks who brag nonstop about resisting tyranny?

Maybe someone should write a play that is all about Christopher Columbus and Confederate generals who go hunting for fun at Maralago. Like a reverse Most Dangerous Game. Start a rumor that there's a nude scene of Ivanka Trump.

He will 100% go to that

Pooping takes like a minute, browsing my emails and brainrot takes 29 minutes minimum

I'm rooting for the ice

There have been a lot of "Trump can'ts" during his terms

For example, an insurrectionist can't run for office

RAW yes, they're 30 feet away.

As a home rule, I'll sometimes run total distance = long distance plus half the short distance. That also correlates nicely with making every other diagonal count as 10'

Nice cactus

If he sucks enough Trump dick he'll be right out

Ok I'm curious, how do incest statistics work their way into a best man speech

"We're here to celebrate the union of my best bro with his fiancee, who is statistically my step-sister and his step-mother..."

Can't be, third world countries often have publicly funded healthcare

Raw cabbages are delicious. It's a way better green for salads than any kind of lettuce. It's crispy.

Okra, regardless of how it's prepared, is absolutely disgusting. And I say this as a veggie lover

Does the US even have any feet left to shoot at this point?

It's an act called human blockhead, but I do it with a Milwaukee power drill. I used to be a lot more active as a sideshow performer so I can do a lot of weird stuff. I also invented two fire eating moves.

Any amount of support for official Harry Potter content, other than buying the books secondhand, directly funds and abets trans people dying.

Fuck off

I can drill 6" into my nose, among other sideshow talents.

Technically, yes. A final solution if you will

The messaging changed, but the policy didn't

Good luck everybody!