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Windows_Error_Noises @ Window_Error_Noises @lemmy.world
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  • Now, with Listeria! ™️ --for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!--

    • What's a phrase you hear a lot, but disagree with?

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  • "[Thing] is a game changer!"

    Almost always used in the context of brand-speak/commercial marketing. What's the game, guys? Corporate propaganda? Cause no, using an app to book a handyman that pays to be advertised on your service, or buying microplastic encapsulated detergent is not a goddamn "game changer" for anyone, besides the shareholders.

    • Age 30

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  • Out of curiosity, and if you don't mind sharing, what hobbies have you picked up, or have been exploring?

    • Mitch McConnel watching the DNC

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    • Punctuation is important.

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  • Did... Did the crocodiles make that sign?

    • Peeble streamer on Doop

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  • I was reminded

    • In Mexico it's called Montezuma's Revenge. In Bali it's called Bali Belly. What other colloquialisms for gastroenteritis are there around the world?

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  • It's probably a term used elsewhere too, but in the US Navy, when it's coming from both ends, especially stationed or deployed on ship, it's the double dragon. Ship food is bad. Ship food is rejected prison food. Moldy. Horrible. Absolute garbage. Garbage would probably be safer.

    • Only Honk

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  • Only Honk.

    Or

    "There are no genders. Only Honk."

    Make a new website, and/or make a new HonkBusters.

    Alternatively: "Where we're going, we won't need genders to honk..."

    • "Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon."

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  • Who's easily confused with Stretch "Bicycle" Aldrin! Those silly astronauts.

    • W Earth

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  • Oh, holy hell, I just uncontrollably giggled at that for so long, my chest hurts. I sent it to my only group of friends, and it looks even better in smaller thumbnail form. Good gracious.

    • Consume shitpost and get excited for next shitposts

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  • Rich Evans, man. Sexy, talented, honey-voiced genius.

    • Zoinks Rule

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  • If nose candy is making you feel like that, you may be snorting literal Pixy Stix... ◕_◕

    • Music of Nature

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  • After growing up mostly in the Colorado mountains, and even later in the more suburban areas, but still near enough to the mountains, lynx and cougar calls are strange and loud as shit. They scared the jeebs out of child-me in the dark nothing. Cool as hell, though, once you know what they are. Loud ass kitties, echoing for miles.

    • This famous stuntman was also Michael Myers in Halloween II

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  • Excuse me, those were just short for their full names:

    Richard Warlock and Vulva Wizard

    • How do they do the blood test?

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  • Muppets have always sadly given me the heebs, but this is a brand new appreciation! I'd love to see this done shot-for-shot, completely serious tone, but all within the Muppets theme. Of course, John Carpenter's awesome score stays the same, but played with like, kazoos and jazzy casual instruments.

    Regardless of reality, it's gonna happen in my imagination, cause the world's on fire.

    • What bizarre misconceptions do people have about your field?

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  • I wonder how many of us instantly wrote bee-versions of the lyrics?

    The saxophone solo is definitely now done by bees.

    • Tiny little minds rule

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  • Tiny little minds, and small smooth brains, it's up to us! We must save humanity!

    (Please, we must, why aren't we revolting? Why aren't we building guillotines, guys??)

    • CBT

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  • 👏*-FAKE-IT-TILL-YOU-MAKE-IT!-*👏

    ...cries...

    • Makes my head ache to look at.

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  • Man, every house I've lived in had these, except now, not in the one I own. Welp, time to replace all the generic shit with slightly yellowed, swirly faceted acrylic! And at least one has to have a weird crack in it.

    • It'll show up soon, along with a sticker for your closest national park.

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  • Our 2012 Subaru with a Megaman decal and a Cthulu-fish just saved my spouse from being horribly killed by a driver who blared through a red, t-boned the shit out of the driver's side and flipped him, absolutely crushing the car, but not him. We're 100% getting another, (an older Outback if possible) and I will wallpaper that mofo in COEXIST if it keeps either of us as...not dead.

    Below: just about all we could salvage from the impound after it was decoupled from the other driver's car, flipped upright, towed and totaled. We have their front Honda emblem, though, cause it was stuck in our car!