I'm not even kidding. I will wear a damn MAGAT hat if it gets me close enough to do it. I'm also not going to just hit grass, that masoleum/tombstone is gonna smell like piss.
Yes, and track those payouts in a federal database.
There is already a Department of Transportation clearing house for truck driver background checks and drug test results, just add police officers to it.
We are going to hate this president until the day he dies, then many of us will be making plans on how to best piss on his grave.
That's not a metaphor. Logistical discussions reveal that in order to avoid an indecent exposure charge a bottle must be used to hold and pour the piss.
This is exactly what MAGA voted for. When Trump started talking about tariffs liberals started talking about how the last string of tariffs started a trade war that turned a depression into "The Great Depression".
When Trump started saying the word tariff, Republicans googled "what is tarrif" (spelled wrong)
ICE has "direct hire authority". This means they can fill positions without any justification of their hiring process or that the competitive hiring process was used. This is NOT how the government is supposed to operate.
The mail room clerks are all going to be family and friends of existing ICE employees. The cleaning staff will be from a 3rd party.
ICE is all hand picked and hand groomed evil, a new Nazi SS in its infancy.
No, this is not incompetence, it is insider trading. They had a plan with tariffs and made their money.
When Trump finally falls the people that raised up that useful idiot will all get to keep the insider trading money they made by yo-yo'ing the economy.
Best case scenario it's some weird ass arty old time shit with a few dead animals and flies everywhere, then you get a phone call that says "7 days".
Worst case: It's your mom getting railed.