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  • I was working with my hands on something and socked myself in the nuts. I think I was deburring a piece of hardened steel and the scraper slipped. It wasn't full wind up and swing but my fist with the scraper had a lot of pressure in and behind it.

    I've got plenty of scars and this incident didn't leave one. Not physically. My testicles ache now thinking back on it. Makes me wonder if Mike Tyson ever punched himself in the nuths.

  • im permabanned poster redditshitposter58. i first started reading reddit when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "shit posting" and tried to channel it constantly, until my posting process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "amaze balls" and "this" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "bad" style of reddit humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "use" reddit to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

  • Does a dome have to be arching upwards? This golden dome I've been hearing about just makes me think of a toilet full of piss.

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  • Since anyone can say anything online I'm gonna need to see some butt crack for verification.

  • Tim Follin:

    Solstice

    Silver Surfer

    Time Trax

    Pictionary

  • I think I'd like to have the full alphabet instead.

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  • Can I get 8 fingers removed and leave the top 20% wealth people out in the cold. I would rather give them the remaining fingers(middle).

    1. My car doesn't have a cigarette lighter
    2. My fridge has food in it
    3. There is/isn't a guy named Ivan at work
  • ai should be limited to Alabama only. Illegal everywhere else. It's practically in Alabama's name already so changing the signs and drivers licenses wouldn't cost a dime.

  • You're not wrong but give some credit to chickens. A chicken on a bingo card floor could probably run this country better than the current circus.

  • If they're looking for leaks they should check the pants of the orange man in charge.

  • I trust the shit coming out of my ass to do good for the world a whole lot more than the shit coming out of his mouth

  • he uses big knock-off Sharpie markers that are undoubtedly made in China with his name on them. It is not the same power move as Kevin O'Leary, AKA Mr. Wonderful, who is regularly seen waving around expensive fountain pens on his show.

    A nice fountain pen feels good to hold and use. Thought goes into shaping the letters and picking out ink is a lot of fun. The same just can't be said about a cheap gaudy marker, especially when it's user has pants and a head full of shit.

    Anyway the point I'm trying to make is the guys who designed Alcatraz probably didn't sign their names and important documents with Sharpies. The guy trying to bring it back is approximately 2 degrees away from smearing shit with his finger on paper for all I care.

  • Advertisers waste our time which is the only measurable currency we are all spending at the same rate

  • The only reason I'd be caught driving a tesla is if it had a completely true bumper sticker that said "I bought it after he blew his brains out."