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WhereGrapesMayRule @ WhereGrapesMayRule @lemmy.world
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You live in a dystopian future where paper and writing utensils are banned, and the world government has outlawed all dissent. How would you secretly communicate with your fellow revolutionaries?

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  • Pee in snow

    • Why am I crying now?

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  • When I was 8 my mother brought me and my siblings to her boyfriend's on Christmas Eve and they went out for drinks and left us with a 13 year old baby sitter. They dropped us in the driveway without bothering to let us in and his house was locked. It was snowing and we were scared. They didn't come back until after midnight. She was drunk and blamed him and piled us into the car and took off and crashed into a snowbank. I had to go up to a stranger's house early on Christmas morning and wake them up for help, which is probably why I am so awkward in social situations now.

    • The Democratic Consultants Getting Rich off the Harris Campaign

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  • Trump doesn't pay his vendor invoices.

    • They're hiding something

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  • Women always will be habitually underestimated.

    • The plot thickens.

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  • The person for whom the word prugly was created.

    • Eat nothing else

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  • Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I'll allow it.

    • Vatican sent Italian children born out of wedlock to America as orphans; new book uncovers program

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  • It's almost like you shouldn't trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

    • it's ALL games, baby!

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  • There's a fuel distributor near me named "Just Oil (and more!)"

    Seriously though. If they aren't just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

    • Climate change

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  • This is so med.

    • Happy Birthday America!

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  • Just a little bit maybe go fuck yourself :)

    • TIL at the Battle of Peleliu in the Pacific during WW2, of the 8 men awarded the Medal of Honor, 6 of them were for throwing themselves atop grenades to save nearby comrades

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  • “It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.

    • Pro-Palestine activists who heckled Kamala Harris in Detroit call for nationwide disruptions

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  • Sounds like something someone being paid by Trump backers would say. No rational person believes Trump is going to advocate for balance with Palestine more than Harris would.

    • Coming down your chimney

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  • If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

    • Joever rule

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  • Joe it isn't.

    • I will take the Ring to MorDoor(s)

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  • Now do WilFred Flintstone

    • Snow in June on Scotland's mountains as Arctic air sweeps in

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  • This will be the ski capital of the world once the Gulf stream finishes dying out.

    • Low effort potato rule

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  • Eye see what you did there.

    • This product will eliminate odours in your home, but only in one plane

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  • Who lives on a plane?

    • Are There Insurrectionist Sympathizers on the Supreme Court?

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  • Do frat boys assault underaged girls?

    • check

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  • This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.