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Whelks_chance @ Whelks_chance @lemmy.world
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It's a conspiracy

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  • We haven't had the technology to fake a moon landing for decades now. Everyone who knew how to do it has retired.

    • One of my chickens laid a huge egg.

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  • We could make a religion out of this

    • You could probably get electrical energy that is needed to run a gym (lights, accountant pc, vending machine) if you just install generators in all of this gym's exercise equipment

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  • It does feel like all that wasted effort would be good to use for something productive. The energy used probably wouldn't even heat the water for the showers though.

    Maybe just charge people's phones while the work out is better than nothing though.

    • How majestic

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  • That was easy, the difficult bit was building the mothership which lands on it

    • Wouldn't want to be a bother...

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  • What's the next step in the plan there? Go for a walk for a few hours? Sleep in the shed? Maybe head off to the pub.

    • Full house

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  • Nah, she seems to prefer it when the other voices talk to her instead

    • He chose violence

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  • Was this always coloured in? I've always seen it in b+w.

    • Raw AF

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  • The other 6 bins got there first though.

    • ABI-DOS is now free forever

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  • Is this a Stargate reference?

    • Senses

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  • Counterpoint, we get enough of that shit from people writing our design specs, and then give feedback like "it needs to pop more" or "this is good, but we need it to feel more modern".

    So, discrete, quantifiable things make for an easier deliverable, thanks.

    • It do be like that

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  • Our server

    • It do be like that

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  • 777 the entire fs

    • PayPal Honey steals affiliate links and lies about finding the best coupons

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  • It is. Taking from a service without paying for it, and actively avoiding the service making money via advertising is basically the same as watching a film without paying for it.

    Both ways, you consumed a service and the people providing it got nothing, but it cost them something to create and provide it.

    • What's that Christmas/Holiday song that's your jam - and what's the song you must turn off?

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  • I heard a new one this year (or new to me anyway) which basically has the word "joy" over and over. Googling is failing me, as the word joy is used for pretty much anything Xmas related.

    Anyway, as it was new, I don't hate it yet.

    • New Zealand to ban greyhound racing, citing high injury rates

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  • I have one sat on my lap right now

    • New Zealand to ban greyhound racing, citing high injury rates

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  • UK still has it, which is a real shame.

    • Hieroglyph

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  • Maybe you had to be there

    • shoe

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  • Got it. I'll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?

    • shoe

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  • Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn't likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.

    • What's the deal with English muffins and why do the English like them so much?

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  • For added confusion we have pigs in blankets in the UK too, but it's small sausages wrapped in bacon instead.