WeirdGoesPro @ WeirdGoesPro @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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It’s completely forked, tbh.

But what about the forking?

I’m starting to think you don’t understand how to identify grunge music.

How YOU doin’?

The forking is the best part.

Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.

Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…

What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s

You think I haven’t tried!? If you build a butthole in your golem, all the clay leaks out. What do you think I spent all that time at CERN for? Particles aren’t the only objects I tried to enter at a great rate of speed! Years of research went into that answer! My own wife left me for the golem! You think my weird isn’t pro!? My weird is magna cum loud from the graduating class of yo mama’s house, ya snot flicker!

That’s what asking for admin support was for—they wanted help to be able to save it. They didn’t get help, so it didn’t get saved. If there was a magic person out there willing to take it over, then why weren’t they willing to join the admin team when asked?

You can’t fuck a golem.

I’m just an agent here, it’s up to my handlers to decide what to call me! /s

I thought a double agent was someone who pretends to be an agent for one group, but are actually an agent for another. For instance, in my half baked fantasy, I would get a job with ICE, but feed information to The League of Extraordinary Mariachi while always finding a way to make the cuffs too loose so the prisoners just happen to escape.

We could make such an awesome cell of double agents.

In my case, I was born here, raised here, and only know English. Both of my parents wanted me to be as Americanized as possible. I have almost no visible Latino traits.

Despite the odds, I have found myself really resonating with Latino culture as I have gotten older, and have been heavily considering moving south. I am very aware of the privilege I have in this country due to the dice roll of how I look. If my brown brothers and sisters ever want a double agent around here, they’ve got my number.

I am a white appearing half Latino—there but by the grace of god go I. I take this fight personally.

If you are even vaguely Latino in this country, it could happen to you at any moment. Nobody is safe.

That’s why Jesus Christ is my save-a.

Fuck. That. Shit.