Waldowal @ Waldowal @lemmy.world

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No, silly banana. He meant a "Masters of Computer Science". The smells have obviously driven him to start a university program.

I'm embarrassed that as many people still cheer for this shit-stain.

He went on to say:

"The part about the camo may not seem important, but it is. Preferably tight fitting and only zipped up half way with nothing on underneath. This is vital. And you must be a DEER hunter. If you are a duck or quail hunter, gtfo."

Wait, is that Mark Sinclair?

I usually start sweating then do "finger guns" at a random point in the room and say "Hey, working hard, or hardly working, am i right? Heh....eh". The Captcha just goes away after that.

Really?! I've never been able to find anything definitive. Just plenty of articles like this one that basically just say: "Tomatoes are gross. Craaazy right?" with no real explanation:

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/cocktail-party-physics/tasters-choice-why-i-hate-raw-tomatoes-and-you-dont/

Oddly enough, if you cook the tomatoes, it completely takes away the bad flavor. That's puts alot of Italian back on the menu. And parsley is fine - it just tastes like nothing.

Man, in the late 70s / 80s, this color (or very similar) was everywhere. Everything was some shade of brown.

I don't taste parsley at all. Love cilantro. No soap flavor. Hate tomatoes. Taste like a juiced corpse. So, I'm convinced parsley and tomatoes have an associated gene.

How do you know this? Do those DNA testing sites tell you this sort of thing?

"Live fast and get fucked or whatever" - Spock

This is great, but is also going to result in alot of tinfoil hat wearers claiming: "The Dems and Hunter Biden's laptop got to him! They threatened him and his family and forced him to testify against Trump!"

You don't have to run the rat race to get promoted. You don't have to be at your desk at 7am and leave at 7pm to put on a show. Just be competent. Most people are not. You'll eventually get promoted once you are old and white enough.

Oh shit, that's good

This guy fucks...cookies. (Seriously, all good points)

Your mom helped me package them last night.

Most of the packaging was removed to take the picture.

Let's not be crazy. A little half and half...

EDIT: You guys must really hate creamer

It sort of is going to them, but not entirely. The restaurant is called Jon and Vinney's. I linked to an article somewhere else in this post about them. The restaurant has explained that they do it because the minimum wage in Los Angeles is $16.04. Basically, as a way to be dicks about it, they decided to add the surcharge to the bill to point out very specifically to their customers how much more they have to pay so they can afford to pay their staff $16.04 / hr.

In their minds, they probably feel like they are villifying the government of CA, but, as you've noted, most people just confuse it as "auto-gratuity" and then stiff the wait staff out of extra money they would have otherwise gotten.

For the uninitiated: https://lemmy.world/c/the_pack