Wage_slave @ Wage_slave @lemmy.ml

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2023: Collectors edition comes with a steelcase and a download code

uhh huhuuhhhuhh Hey guys, get this. This guys doesn't know how the three sea shells work!

Hopefully not a live action Cyberpunk 2077

While i know I wouldn't make it for very long, fuck yeah I wanna see a samurai show!

I've seen this episode. It's where they get a Klingon drunk by feeding him too many parsecs, right? When Captain Peirce finds out he's preggers... best part.

You know, in these hard, and trying time, it is heart warming to see AOC bringing those who demanded the rule of law, but didn't have any. They have been starving for more rule and more law for so long now.

God bless that woman. May they get so much rule of law that they cups over floweth and they can choke on it. There is so much rule of law in her generosity that it is reported that Chuck Norris gives thanks for her before every meal and self gratification.

As well all should. And Moses said "Fuck yeah, you go girl", and ye, it was good.

Y'all are the real heroes. As the days go by on Lemmy, my subs list keeps getting better. because of users like you.

If I could send you a tote bag, I would.

That's Fred. He is actually a real super nice guy. Wen through training with him. He tried to have the homophobic content changed to just vulgar, but no dice. He'd have to transfer over to level two, and well, they are nice guys, but kinda the short bus crew of the whole operation.

Tell him Dave from naked drunk guy crew four on level six says hello and his advice about the pills really did save my job and marriage.

And as the biggest it it means my jib it's to.... is to..... oh fuck.

I am a hat person. I've worn hats since I was a toddler, and even my kids think look weird without one on. It's like my Linus blanket. Ain't bald, it could be perfectly fine weather for a fancy hairdo, still got a hat.

So with all that being said, gonna go with the popes hat. Any hat, I'm gonna be that hat. It will be shortly after that we will learn if my mind control tricks work or not. If they do, churches are paying taxes and women will be put in charge of the Vatican.

If they do not, I fucked up and am just a really stupid looking hat.

knows they're funny.

No matter how hard you try, no matter how hard you fight, success is waiting for you. Lurking around every corner ready for you.

Yeah. But with that being said, I am still in the stage where saying removed gives a removed censor is hilarious and removed removed removed lols

But they were lovely cans of beans, I am sure.

It is the duty of every citizen of the internet to carry take part in such actions. The beans aren't going to upvote themselves.

You're doing your part.

Would you like to know more?

Well then, I guess it's time to turn it up a notch. This one's for all you hard working nerds, whomps, freaks and losers at the NSA

Grabs tequilla, texts ex girlfriend, loads xxxfurrydamageandcake.com Letfuckingoooooooooo

"Success Raj! they weep like the removed of Bombay! we have made it well! Big high fives*

I mean, if it's considered good manners to let a burp out in some places, thise could also been seen as a compliment to the chef perhaps?

I am fucking shameless when it comes to food sweats.

Bullets, big fat movie tears, damp sweaty towels around my shoulders.... stop to take an exhaustedand spicy breathe.... enter the second hand.... I are now double fisting chicken pathia like a chungus level American baby does spaghetti. The wait staff are disgusted, the date left hours ago... But I am happier than I will ever be.

This is like they tied the uncle (the cool one, not the drunk thanksgiving gop candidate) to a stripper post and are making him dance for dollars now.

After they dug the poor bastard up after he'd just been unceremoniously raped to death by Spez. You loved your uncle, now pay to see whats left dance around.

Good bot

The more i see and recognize the use of the term "Federation", the more my inner geek hopes this is how IRL Star Trek starts.

"The federation started as a group of loosely associated social media and information hubs where people would share ideas, porn and memes. The ideals and social structure would eventually spread to a much larger and more dynamic series of instances that built up to and even greater federation of the human online colonies. As it grew, first contact was made and the inter galactic trade federation was established to trade porn and memes, would eventually go onto to much more larger, important, totally not porn related causes. To explore strange new worlds, and seek out new......"

The people will die of thirst and starvation, to ensure the perpetual growth and gluttony privilege of the rich is protected at all costs.