My first real job out of high school, my "forklift certification" was the only other guy in the warehouse basically telling me not to crash into things. A few months in, I casually ripped around a corner, no clue why I ended up stopping. But when I did, one of the structural columns was between the forks, definitely would have destroyed it or the forklift if I hadn't stopped
I had to check the post not logged in, weirdly I only see your comment when I'm logged in, but yeah, I (almost) only ever ssh into it, so I never really noticed the resolution until you pointed it out
This one at least has plausible deniability as a face