VitoRobles @ VitoRobles @lemmy.today

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I'm (sad) laughing at this because my kid's school recently brought back fundraising with more products that parents will actually buy (who are the ones contributing to the fundraising)

We had some conservative fucks ban a bunch of shit for fundraisers during the pandemic, and tried to blame all the lack of fundraising on covid. But the. Last year, it was proof they ruined everything and were voted out.

Just carry a flask. But instead of hard liquor, it's beer.

And get the comic-y big ones to hold a full size.

I can't believe I went from choking from cigarette smoke in restaurants, to having them banned, to now choking on pink raspberry smoke in restaurants.

I have watched a bus driver flip out on some skater kid for vaping on the bus. We need to get aggressive with this bullshit.

Every time I hear cuddle puddle, I think of multiple people oiled up and snuggling. Maybe it's the puddle word.

In that situation, gotta call up the whole squad.

Your boy. Your boy's wife. Your boy's wife's boyfriend....

If it was something light hearted, sure. I still remember the Uber driver who got between my wife and I over if Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It was a great ride.

Wrong move.

Should have stayed for the post-argument sex.

Explain relationship between people using the Fediverse. Please and thank you.

Same. As I got older, I feel like I am winning. I celebrate 10+ years at my career (jumped three jobs). I no longer drink myself to sleep, instead I drink casually. Im married and secured in my relationship.

My legs feel a bit weaker and my body isn't at its peak. But I have a lot of successes in so many other directions.

I won $100 Wendys gift card from a tweet. I cheered like I won the lottery.

Proudest day of my life. Oh and I guess the birth of my children.

Thank you Mr. Trump for protecting the Millionaire and Billionaire class.

They did that when I was a kid too.

Most Handsomest Male teacher was absolutely a survey question.

But kids got in trouble if we did the Female teachers.

And the answer was Ms. Ellis.

Not because she was a bombshell, but because she wore cute floral dresses. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Let's stop pushing for late nights going down on the dance floor.

And normalize late nights going down on some rotisserie.

It's more than the store they need to improve.

They're not just playing catch-up either.

Yeah this is the truth.

Bartender friend I knew bragged about how he always underpaid taxes. Guy was a UFO/lizard people run banks/illuminati kinda guy and even bought crypto and NFTs.

Well, he made big bank and quit bartending. Big show of it and bought everyone drinks for the whole night because he was practically a millionaire. (Assuming. Didn't really ask)

But came back last year because he needed to make money and constantly blames the IRS for taking everything.

Grew up in the ghetto of the US.

Would watch Fresh Prince and Family Matters and like "WOW look at that. Their house is so pristine. Everything looks new. Everyone has their own room. People sit at a dining table."

My house was dark, smelled funny, full of random junk and we'd have mattresses on the floor to fit a large family.

All my hood friends had the same experience. I had friends whose bedroom also their living rooms.

Now I have friends who have a lot of money. 6 figure incomes and everything. Their house is slightly better looking, but that's about it. Still full of stuff. Messy if you surprise them on a off day.

Average American is no longer the standard for quality living.

What's hilarious is the tariffs appear in their "Haul" storefront, which is just their version of Temu. It's pretty new like a few months old and an attempt at stealing business from those other apps.

So you're telling me that a online shopper would stumble on Amazon Haul, never ever knowing about the many other discount e-commerce stores, and won't quickly piece together WHY things are priced that way?

It's hilarious. There's a bunch of reviews on Yelp/Google maps calling those businesses out in my city.

Want to support MAGA? Tough.

That's just an average night club. You got college kids, people doing cocaine, tech bros, tourists.