VitoRobles @ VitoRobles @lemmy.today

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Honestly if you're anybody in the government with this bozo, just assume you're already going to get compromised.

Now I feel weird because I've been blasted drunk and still write pretty darn well.

Not so well sober, oddly enough.

That felt like Civ 5.

Playing it on launch, it was so bare.

Playing the Complete version, it was finally fun to play.

I accidentally walked into a woman's bathroom. Immediately was hit by the blood smell. Confused, I did my business and washed my hands.

Then a woman walked in and I realized where I was.

I think it's one of those places where the sink is outside, and the mystery hole is behind the doors.

Understandable.

Because I want to go back and time and fuck with people.

I laughed way too hard at this. Its only been a month or two since I switched to Lemmy and already I'm getting the injokes.

Oh man I just remembered how great that could have been.

Red Dead 2 dealt with racist cults so elegantly.

And Far Cry 5's "Oh we're going there!" And making the most surface-level milquetoast bullshit I have ever seen.

And maybe we need that. We've been blessed with delicious bananas too easily for two long.

24 hour news is to blame.

You can't have one story anymore. You need to turn it into like 20 stories. Which means that one story, but the perspective of every single other person. The CEO, the Janitor, Ja Rule, everyone.

I am currently stealing Amazon streaming from my neighbor, who let me use it. It's full of ads now.

Can't even watch Invincible without 8 minutes of ads.

Easier to just pirate.

But how will I know if I'm rich or poor without a nasdaq score telling me how the rich are feeling?

Pizza place near me has ranch pizza at discount for $1.

I thought I was getting a deal and then promptly threw it away.

I saw this at my local brewery.

A bunch of bachelorettes with their penis straws and hats with SLUT in LEDs were having a fun time in the corner while some parents with their 8yo kids running circles around their table were also at the same brewery. Random guy in a trench coat with his giant dog. Nerd on his apple laptop.

Nobody was acting a fool or making a scene. But it was a strange moment.

My apartment has motion censor faucets.

I live in a nightmare.

It's all around us. Easier to remove the carbon based life forms.

Unless it was part of it, multiple levels of packaging.

Open up a bag of chips. It's bag, then chips. Perfect world.

Open up a box of cookies from hell. Open up the box. Open up the freshness seal bag. Pull out the individually wrapped cookies, and open those too.

Straight to jail. No question.

Wait are you taking about cartoon mermaids and their skin color? You know, because of mermaid science?

Was a kid in the late 1980s. I never realized how bad smoking was.

My mom hated going out to dinner, so we never ever went. And when I took her to dinner to celebrate in the 2000s, she pulled me aside and cried about not wanting to smell like cigarettes, because her dad smoked and the smell would remind her of him/his abuse. Smoking was already banned and I had to make so many promises that we won't go anywhere with smoking.