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Count Regal Inkwell
Count Regal Inkwell @ VinesNFluff @pawb.social
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  • The world has less colour.

    This isn't a dramatic "I'm depressed" post, though that is a factor. Nature is still nature-coloured, for one, and it still looks lovely.

    I mean that like, you'd go outside and look at the cars and see a rainbow of colours. Now it's all black, silver, or white. You only see colorful cars if they are really old beat up rustbuckets or if they are brand new luxury vehicles used by super rich people.

    Buildings too. Businesses and the buildings they set up shop in would be painted with garish, eye popping colour. Now everything trends towards landlord-beige.

    Edit: And it should be noted, this happened for a reason, and I am aware of that reason, and that just makes me crankier.

  • They make these things with bluetooth now believe it or not.

    Pair the tape

    Stick it in a cassette player

    Play music on your phone.

  • It's funny because anecdotally, the entirety of the FOSS movement was started because Richard Stallman was tilted that he had the know-how to fix the printer at the lab he worked at, but was not legally allowed to.

    You'd think "Printers" would have been the first thing the FSF would have tried to create.

  • Can't wait.

    We'll have sexy space witches and drugs that make your eyes blue

  • Em espรญrito, eu concordo contigo

    Olhando lรณgicamente, nรฃo teria sentido, jรก existem tantas Distros, metade das quais sรฃo sรณ forks de Debian e/ou Ubuntu que mudam quase nada. :S

  • Make them use an old, abandoned distro.

    Like Brazil's own Knoppix fork Kurumin.

  • Ask A&W

    Jump
  • Southern Brazil.

  • Ask A&W

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  • B-Tree burgers.

  • Ask A&W

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  • In my boyfriend's hometown they used to have this restaurant that served this thing called a hubcap burger

    And it was indeed, wide enough to be the hubcap of a car, while being basically flat.

  • Bloody pegasi

  • The rumour going around, back then, was that Denuvo went under the table and paid crackers who had the ability to break their DRM to like -- Stop doing that. And that this was the reason EMPRESS (actually insane woman) was the only person left who could crack it.

    Of course, there is no way to prove that.

  • Twitter

    I never used twitter, but even before Musk took over it was ALWAYS a fundamentally negative force. Whenever its name was cited it was some shit. People fighting and wishing each other dead.

    Other social media all has that, but Twitter seems to be ONLY that

  • I cook and clean. Then I silently cling to you and occasionally show you a meme, like a mix between a maid, a housecat, and a social media feed.

  • Ever since I switched from text to voice I feel like my characters lost some of their... Verbosity.

    But last night I bon-mot-ed a minotaur (as my ascended animal swash-bard unicorn) by saying "Oooh, a fellow hooved creature! ... Sorry about your appearance, fella."

    And rolled a crit.

    And it felt awesome. Playing Swashbard is awesome.

  • The "Shut the Fuck Up Gringo" whale.

  • The words "mom" and "dad" are both derived from baby babble, syllables babies have an easy time making.

    I therefore suggest that an enby parent should be a child's wawa

  • I have a better one:

    About all politics. No exceptions.

    Signed: Brazilian.

  • "So you don't catenate, you ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธatenate."