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Count Regal Inkwell
Count Regal Inkwell @ VinesNFluff @pawb.social
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  • Ancestral humans did not live in caves.

    Caves were either social gathering places or emergency shelters.

    They lived in huts made of wood and bone and skin.

  • I'm basically a dinosaur by internet standards.

  • My bestie has an iguana. Not that exotic in the grand scheme of things, even if pretty cool.

    So I'm also internet acquainted with a guy that cares for tiger cubs. Except the big kitties aren't his, he just works at a zoo.

  • Possible? Yes. Going to happen? No.

    If your authoritarian government wants you gone they don't need to pull off Hollywood Hacker shit. They can get you for "drugs" (that they planted) or even just outright "disappear" you. They can get rid of you quietly, anonymously, and only your equally powerless kith and kin will care.

    This kind of evidence planting is only for REALLY FAMOUS PEOPLE, when they want to put them through courts and convince the peasantry that, actually, this guy deserved it, and don't be like him, before putting them in an electric chair.

  • I think halo is a really cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

  • My sibling in Satan I'm not even american, in fact I'm hoping your cancer of a fucking country fucking ends itself in the next decade.

    But in the meantime saying the guy who is currently in the process of finishing the job of displacing and killing millions has "actually done a lot better in the now" is

    ... You're either trolling or really REALLY fucking stupid.

    Either way there is no point in talking to you.

  • People usually do the thing they're saying they're going to do, you know.

    Especially when they have the power to do it.

  • "calls for ethnic cleansing"

    consistently better

    Amazing

    You must be from a fascinating alternate reality where the sky is red and fire makes things cold and people wear hats on their feet

  • "We made people we don't like fucking miserable for a bit"

    Ultimately the kind of person that goes all in on a cult like MAGA could lose everything to shitty policy or because their great leader started a war or smth -- But they'll still reason it was worth it because all those

    <Slur>

    s were put in their place.

  • Why are Linux user's power bills more expensive in summer?

    They refuse to install windows.

  • We would also have accepted "because if you open windows in space everyone dies"

  • Mfw haven't gamed on anything but Linux for 2.5 years now.

  • Whoever taught liberals that word, I hope they have diarrhea forever.

  • Trump and Musk have a big falling out over some stupid shit, but patch it up at their backers’ insistance.

    Bold of you to assume they will listen to their backers.

    Both of them built their brand entirely on being incorrigible narcissists. The micro-instant they have their falling out (and you are right that it will be over stupid bullshit -- Because politically they are as aligned as two human beings can be) any of their subjects that even dares imply that said breakup was a bad idea will just be kicked out and replaced with a(nother) yes man.

  • Incredible. Literally everything you just said was wrong.

    Germany wasn't "a small country". They were an industrialised, highly productive and heavily armed global power. They were slightly battered by post ww1 humiliation regulations pressed on them by the winners (because they ALSO lost that one!). But the instant they told the Allies to eat shit and started using what they had, any claim to "smallness" went out the window.

    And they didn't "almost win". They got their asses kicked.

    Every single thing the Nazis wanted to achieve, they failed hard. They wanted to prove the genetic superiority of the German people in the Olympics, instead they were soundly beat. They wanted to expand their territory, they got as far as fucking Poland and France and then stalled for years until a double whammy of Americans and Russians basically curb-stomped them, with the last few years of the Reich consisting of lots of propaganda coping hard about how their soon to come wonder weapons would turn the tide, which never happened because said wonder weapons were stupid ideas that only succeeded at getting more Nazis killed when they failed in testing. They wanted to stop the spread of communism, instead half their country became Soviet domain.

    And then their "strongman" leader blasted his own brains out rather than face the fact that he was a loser in every way one can be a loser.