Viking_Hippie @ Viking_Hippie @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.

What a fucking taskmaster! What's next, we aren't allowed to practice headshots on our teammates during missions?! Let us LIVE, man! 😛

At this point these ceasefire negotiations feel more like hasbara than actual attempts to stop the killing.

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Yeah, MUCH more likely IMO 😄

Glitter Box sounds like a collaboration between Portishead and Mariah Carey 🤔

Breaking Bad might not have been his first acquaintance with meth or similar substances 😄

Replied the Mango Mussolini, "how DARE you describe me in such a factually accurate manner?!"

Except expressed with all the eloquence, self-awareness, and general emotional maturity of a two year old, of course.

Or real phone

When I was growing up, this was all fields.. gestures towards ocean

The usual: buffoonish attempts at distraction.

What percentage of people do not live within 100 miles of a border, coast, or international airport?

Has to be in single digits.

Actually, I'm pretty sure WhomK2 has overtaken it now or is going to

Yeah, he was consistently confused and enraged by Osvaldo's antics, going as far as to threatening legal action against not just him, but everyone who liked his tweets 😄

I was being facetious lol

Good old Herb Beckham! "David" is a pretty weird nickname, though..

This is libel most foul committed against my people and I thoroughly approve!

With apologies for the pedantry, the sling stone was more likely "from the size of a billiard ball to a tennis ball.” and capable of “slightly less stopping power than a .44 magnum cartridge.”

So yeah, being tall doesn't stop you from going down from the equivalent of being shot in the head..

Idunno, a lot of those chunks would be too cold to throw in solid form..

watches as some of the world's foremost engineers and chemists collaborate on a billion dollar project to build a machine that creates solid helium and then chucks it at random passersby

the leftovers of a nuclear explosion are very radioactive and dangerous

[Citation needed]

Thanks to Osvaldo, I will never not associate Dangote with being Africa's biggest snowflake and also easily confused 😄