VikingHippie @ VikingHippie @lemmy.wtf

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For example, below is the kind of welding that passes muster at Tesla. The Tesla quality assurance as instituted by Musk himself is "don't. It makes the wait lists shrink more slowly".

Would you feel safe accelerating 0-60 in under 4 seconds in two tons of badly assembled steel? I sure wouldn't!

Yeah I know. I started out with full face but due to my beard, I couldn't get it to seal properly without it being too tight for comfort, so I got a nose only one and learned to breathe through my nose at night lol

I made your mom's horn louder last night, if you know what I mean.

you just have to write his name. Same for Trump in Colorado

Are you sure? I read elsewhere on Lemmy that he's ineligible for voting for, not just literally appearing on the ballot.

Besides, I don't know if Maine and Colorado are amongst them, but some states don't allow write-ins.

"For example, the grandchildren I've given you are entitled little shits"

Family is more important than money.

Wanna buy an extra brother, then? I've been having compatibility problems with one of mine for over 37 years now and am looking to downsize.

Internal monologue: "let's see if the username checks out..nope, jimbo isn't very..OH!"

Nah, I use a sleep apnea machine and my cheek NEVER looks like that!

Admittedly, the fact that I have a big bushy beard might have something to do with it 🤔

I'm still enjoying the old one, thank you very much.

Gdansk Poland?

We're mentioning random cities/towns, right?

if I never sweated on them I would be fine for fogging up

There's your solution then: play hockey as lazily as you possibly can 😛

People have died because of the price gouging?

No, because of the bad build quality, obviously.

For some reason, "fast, shoddily built and weighs two metric tons" isn't great for avoiding faults that sometimes lead to fatalities.

Maybe think for a second more before you start ranting about someone else being ridiculous 🙄

I disagree. It's tantamount to fraud and you better believe people have died because of it.

I don't wanna meet other metal fans. At all.

You're missing out big time. Metal fans form some of the greatest fun-loving and mutually protective communities there are.

Even ignoring bizarre stuff like this, it's priced like a Jaguar and has the build quality of a Yugo. I say keep sharpening.

In other news, the sun rose this morning and will later set.

Rig that shit like a carnival game!

The sun after blinding you

We don't negotiate with terrorists

Yeah they do. They're called Republicans.

Aww, I was kinda rooting for it to be the bird.. 😁