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  • 🎵For those about to rock!...🎶
    FIRE!

  • I think it's...
    Smaller f-stop number = shallower depth-of-field = just the cat's head is in focus.

    Larger f-stop number = more depth = cat's head, tail, & butt is in focus. A bit overall darker.

    Largest f-stop available = maximum depth in the focused plane = head, body, tail, and backgrounds is in focus. Image is more overall darker. This can be compensated for by using a slower shutterspeed number to bring in more light sensitivity.

    edit add- don't know why it is a fraction

  • Instructions...

    1. This tool
    2. Elbow grease
    3. 20lbs sledgehammer

  • Good tuning fork.

  • I wanted to know how the orange chucker works. For such low resolution and lack of details, I could not tell. But I certainly could tell Dawn was absolutely freezing cold that particular day.

  • We have uppies at home.
    (The uppies at home...)

  • How possum babies become inependent tax filers...

  • 😽: "Honey, there's a noise outside on the porch!"
    😺: "Ok. It's probably the Amazon deliv- aaaaAAAH!! Rock!!"
    ⛰️: "OMG. You're adorable."

  • Only spare ribs and joints for me. Thank you. 🥁

  • You have subscribed to red flag facts! 🚩:
    Did you know the color red is the rarest color to appear on every country flag on Mars? Because the planet is rich in the reddish iron oxide mineral ferrihydrite, it would be difficult to distinguish apart any jurisdictions under normal atmospheric conditions. This is why the US currently uses radio K-band frequencies and metallic debris for demarcation. And local terrestrials scream in the 700nm subharmonic range, which to humans appears approximately deep-red to the invisible infrared range... which is why we cannot see or hear them.

  • In my small town there are farms across the street from a shopping center. Chickens prefer to hang out around the Del Taco. But never the Chick-Fil-a.

  • Imagine you're in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle's got this, dude!

  • Here's the medical field clarification for cut planes...
    I'm not sure if bakery has its own "cuts of meat" lingo.

  • And a window can be an emergency fire escape.

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  • May I ask what kind of camera took this picture? Phone, point-n-click, or SLR? I find it interesting how it corrected for blue light chromatic aberration.

  • More features. It's a feature!

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    Preceeding line: "I am not a tough person. Not rough. Or rrrrrraw like a pitbull. Just a sleepy little kitty cat..."

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    Pull pin. Count to 3. How hard can this be, soldier?! Are you hearin' me?

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    Somewhere in the Borg collective is an evermore better recipe for fudge brownie.

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    Salad is a promissory note that food will soon arrive.

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    Why are all the towels wet? I say nay nay.

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    Did you know the 3-toe sloth mating call sounds exactly like a 56k dialup modem?

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    Are self-driving cars a traveling expense deduction or taxable income, and how would the car report this?

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    And while using the gym treadmill you can look outside at people walking around for free.

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    It's that time of year to start getting your costume ideas together

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    Street Fighter knockout art

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    -4°

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    Old meme checks out - cars don't fly. Pull out game still strong though.

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    Accept all cookies

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    More questions than answers

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    Store brand buttery crackers tastes funny

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    With things like these, A.I. never had a chance for sentience. Skynet will be defeated by sh😝ts and giggles!

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    Captcha wants to know if you're a Chihuahua

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    Last thing I remember was grabbing a bottle of ranch dressing

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    I drink after work, so any time after 5pm is bar-o'clock.

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    Bird is an employee at Fox television movie prop Art dept. So, wheww. But he swears like a mu...