Does anyone else see a mermaid in the image or am I higher than a hawk dispensary?

Lowest bidder: What if we put solar-powered flashlights on the elephants and giraffes?

Selma: Needs more eyes of newt.

Is it still "walk of shame" when dragging pants around the ankles outside of a TP shortage scenario? I guess it could be - for the partner awaiting on the bed. Imagine yelling 'sexy time' and instead of a greek adoness posing in the midst your boi is making happy Patrick noises and has got on some tighty-whiteys.

Ha! I was hoping somebody would find and post that from the Cheezburger. I'm not brave enough. 🎃👻

"Wet ever ye do doughnut loght thot candl."

GUY: It's all true, mister. You gotta believe me.
MULDER: I want to believe.

The tiny 1ft -ish extinct Dawn-Horse was a real thing. PBS documentary modeled it as skittish, jumpy, fast, tough enough to drag and push logs. Catch a couple of those and you got youself a pair of 30mph roller skates.
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1 horse-sized duck, male, that's in the mood... Ever witness firemen tackle a charged firehose that broke loose and is whipping around... amorously. Now put a Clydesdale at the end of that. You may be chance lucky enough to distract it with bread, but can really only fight it from space.

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That reminds me of another "all that for a cigarette" scene from the movie Stir Crazy (1980) where Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor lights a match off a buff guy's chest while in prison.

Some might say "put a nsfw tag". But we're adults here. And that's just a tiny little fella. There is a lot bigger furnishings out there. Things I myself might forget to nsfw tag also and post up on a drunken weeknight. Whatever you do, don't google image search (with safe search off) Catherine The Great's dick table furniture. 😁

The in-universe explanation in the TNG era says it was a "consolidation of colors". Blues, greens, teals, went to science (medicine is a division of science). Webpage where I stole the image...
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-color-were-the-star-trek-science-officer-uniforms.393526/

OLD: Back in my century, our doctors, and surgeons, and Q's, and alien courtroom judges...all wore underwear on their heads.
YOUNG: Okay. Let's get you home, grandpa.

If any friends are Amish, kindly offer them a Capri-Shun. It's a 90 proof rumspringea! Party like it's 1699!

The answer... but first, you must pull my finger...😁

Title= KISS is a (dresses like) heavy metal rock band from the '70s-'80s.
Meme= Hidden Valley Ranch is a American salad dressing\dipping sauce.

I think it's pronounced, " e-yeaw ".
The sound a wagoneer makes to get the horses going on a chuck wagon.

Last one is in the style of a WWE flying body-slam from the top shelf!

Always the journey, never the destination.

That hamster is exhausted. Just look at that 5th appendage tapping-out like a wrestler.

Poor salnath. He's now uninstalling his DuoLingo.