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  • I remember when mine tried to teach itself Quebecois.

  • Depict they have closed the doors for lunch, at 11:23a. Customers forced to use the ATMs outside. And, oh, the agony - as it unnecessarily captures their ATM cards. And turn away in a walk-of-shame.

  • You may wanna chalk the tip.

  • Tuba

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  • Use Modern DJ Man's modern hi-fi equipment to defeat Tuba Man, and make him obsolete. Record and capture the bass notes and playback to him at 120db. You will get Music Note Missiles! The brown notes will help you later to defeat FartMan.

  • Oomox. The Ferengi were right.

  • There is some in the California SFO bay area.

    Bayshore Freeway

    For a brief moment, you feel like you are driving\flying in the Jetsons future.

  • There's an entire industrial position waiting for this guy's unique skill set. Heavy lift manipulator\grabbers!

  • Randy the zebra was confused when cousin Karen pulled up in this.

  • Ah, a young Bradley P. Richfield, a.k.a. B.P. Richfield. Who is deciding whether or not to inherit the tree-pushing business or work in something else less stressful.

  • Doug Dimmadome is pretty sus. Or the Saturday Morning toon hunk-of-chunk-of-cheese guy.

  • OMG, so that's a baby Falkor on my detergent bag! Ha!

  • I saw that episode of Wonderfalls.

  • orange

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  • Now orange flavored chicken, that comes with a side of chow mein, from a good asian restaurant. Tastes like...

  • Three hours later...

  • Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

  • The Google Nearby feature thing (Google's coming version of Apple Air Tags) will require a constant background Bluetooth scanner to listen for the tags.

    My opinion: that stays off. Looking for your lost phone, luggage, or ex-wife? Im not going to help you if i dont know you. Buy a new item, take better care of it.

  • Mine, I add some unicode emojis to make it look nice.
    First line for weather details.
    Then a blank space, or for alerts if any.
    And a calendar line.
    💧$ch$ 🧭$cps$ 🌎$l$ @ $ut$
    $enter$
    ⚠️ $als$
    $enter$
    📆$d$ , 2024 $w$