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  • How does society react to this?

  • The humble shroom trip:

  • You're lactose intolerant

  • You can give moving public speeches

  • The universe could just as well be made of only one type of matter. The fact that certain particles attract each other is miraculous in and of itself. It's what facilitates complex matter and ultimately life. It's also a funamental law upon which brains have evolved. It's everything but absurd.

  • You shift by magically turning yourself inside out ass first

  • Same tbh

  • How do I open an exe file in Mint ya smelly nerds??

  • A cat

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  • First one is pretty spot on from time to time 😄

  • Kid named Wazowski

  • If you look at the letters in your rear-view mirror they appear the right way

  • I mean if there's time maybe a little bit but the other kind of domination is of higher priority

  • Nah they just have their own websites

  • Swapped it for a real animal personally 😅

  • make available high quality psychedelics

    You can grow those at home

  • It's only been legal here for a year but before that I used to ask shady looking people at train stations or in parks. Those usually sell hard drugs but they can still be of help. It's a clichee but it's genuinely reliable. But like probably don't do this. Easy way to get scammed or mugged for a kid.

    And I've been high on weed plenty around my parents. As a teen I generally didn't have much of an interest talking to them so they probably didn't suspect anything when I fucked off straight to my room after walking the dog. Would not recommend that for the first time though. Best to do it at a friend's house.