Venus_Ziegenfalle @ Venus_Ziegenfalle @feddit.org

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he wouldn’t even give me his Instagram

decent chance he has a gf

That's not what they sound like.

It's a hawk

I had to think about this for a minute. I'm generally an honest person, I try not to hide my flaws, I don't shy away from conflicts and I try not to be judgemental. I don't think I have a lot of "secret" thoughts. Those that I do have aren't at risk because they usually involve something that was told to me in confidence and snitches get stitches. I will say though that I don't particularly enjoy being put in a position where I have to keep a secret.

I shall commit seppuku to restore my honor

So what you're saying is drugs are safe for work?

Exactly like this

Blackbirds are awesome too! Very trusting especially for their size. It's almost like they enjoy the attention.

Goal is to amass the most while being still relatively funny and have a good time

This is my general approach to social media. I gotta say Lemmy is extremely forgiving if you're not being a complete asshole.

Yeah you get it 😄

if not cat owner

Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

What if I told you everyone involved knew this was bullshit but they wanted people to talk about them

Boom got'em

Genuinely if you keep an eye on a particular group of social birds for a while some kind of telenovela drama will unfold without fail. Even pigeons have fascinating lives once you get to know them individually. But for me nothing beats swans and peacocks. They're so expressive about everything.

They probably converted it using the BigMac index

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and might actually not even be real because he's a con man

Alas, it's the right religion and the right skin color so at this time we're ruling out that this was anything but the misguided actions of a deeply unwell individual.

I think part of that is that it conjures up cold war era associations.

My stepmother is in her mid 40s and does exactly the same thing. Also a disgusting looking blanket from her childhood that she even takes with her on holidays. I mean we do stir her up for it (sometimes she "wears" it to sleep like bandages covering her entire head which looks hilarious) but I'd say it's weird in a wholesome way. Most people have some of those little quirks.

In the unlikely event that this is true I like him even less