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  • Yeah, we prefer real news.

    Sports coverage might as well be celebrity gossip for as much relevance it has when the world is going to shit.

  • He probably got cancer from sitting on his ass for four years, six months of which, he wasted presidential immunity on family members instead of the American people or foiling Trump.

    Benchwarmer president, outside of fumbling Afghanistan and letting the world slide further right by ignoring the working class, good job. Here's hoping hell has a seat waiting for him.

  • Who's misusing the Monkey Paw for wishes? Be specific next time!

  • Yes, in my drawer of miscellaneous tiny things, next to pens, tiny screwdrivers, and a few old microsd cards.

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  • I mean, sure, if we're pretending you can't abandon accounts at will and make new ones elsewhere in the lemmy...verse.

    The whole idea of "who" is kinda pointless.

    Maybe I am the real Vanilla Puddinfudge. Maybe I'm not. What would it mean either way?

  • We'd become twice as interesting to people who've never heard of us.

    Have you seen the wars on Lemmy?

  • Only if you show me your Ork army.

  • Karma = cum

    All these cumwhores on /c/lemmyshitpost

  • That's exactly why, actually. It's too easy, like a kid naming their dog Mr. Woofs or naming a car Sally. I feel we can be far more creative.

    I can't, but I'm sure someone can.

  • The likelihood that the poster I'm replying to has built a Gundam model kit in the last 6 months has risen by 58%.

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  • One or two more comments on a federated site only leftists look at, just a few more, come on, guys! We've almost done it!

  • The better strategy would be to change what a Republican is and stands for, then we could all have our cake and the idiots in our country can still feel like they won.

    Democrat can mean or represent literally anything, even if they did a 180 and began supporting Trump, and my mother will still hate them, because they're Democrats.

    you can't spin those fascists into anything but shit!

    ehhhhhh... Traditional, old school Elephants were still very environmentally conscious, turn nationalism into a positive trait. Patriots for nature and equal pay from the established woke billionaires! Be a real American, soldier!

  • Infinite ammo? Sure! Chainsaw a guy, more ammo!

    You wanted to keep shooting? Sorry, there's no more ammo left for what you've unlocked, time to punch the chainsaw clock.

    Out of chainsaw? Oh no! Guess you're stuck with the two guns you hate.

    Your comment speaks like it was played below Easy mode. Some of us actually like the demons to hurt us.

  • Well of course I do.

    ...Gemini, review this ChatGPT paragraph

  • You're so wrong it's almost like the version you played came from another reality.

    Guns and ammo all loop back on eachother forcing you to use everything you have to keep shooting. You can't stick to one gun for more than a few shots lmao. Either you're larping and you didn't get past muraurder and you're just spitting a youtuber take.

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  • Louisianans?

  • Welp

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