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  • I hate to do this, man, but... there aren't any Trump supporters on lemmy.

    Your jihad is wasted here, I'm sorry to say.

    If you still want to argue, half of us are liberal, another quarter are more commuleft and even further are the .ml China shills. If you're anti-trans, we have a whole city full of people you can argue with, though they usually just ban you.

    I'm somewhere between social democrat and socialist. I'm not really of any extreme one way or the other.

  • Here, take this pill

    "Will it cure me?"

    You won't have cancer anymore, that's for sure!

    "Welp, down the hatch!"

    .....

    dies

  • Remember when Cyanogenmod died and no one thought that anyone would take the reigns?

  • fall to my death in absolute mania, screaming and squirming as the concrete gets closer

    pull a trigger

    As someone who is also planning for 'retirement' in a few decades, guns always seemed to be the better plan.

  • Remember: at any given moment, all of society is nine missed meals away from complete anarchy.

    Finally, some good news

  • GM, maker of horribly shitty cars, and yeah, the Corvette, we know. We've seen it, GM.

    "do you want to see the C9?"

    ....of course I would.

  • pardon me, sir, but this is illegal withou-

    click

    hey! Uncuff me! This is illegal!

    car door shuts

    Hey! Let me out of this car!

    vroooooom

    Where are we going!? You can't take me to jail!

    arrives at jail

    Dear family, they call this place prison, it looks like prison, and I've been issued what they're calling a "lawyer", but impossible as that may be considering they didn't have a warrant, I can only deduce that I've been kidnapped by a vigilante to a remote location pretending to be a prison!

  • TIL: Lemmy reacts to vegans the way Facebook reacts to leftists

  • "You no longer have the liberty of buying a game from wherever you want. You must consider whether your store is going to continue receiving patches, whether the store itself is going to continue supporting your hardware and software, and whether your friends online bought the game from the same store."

    So are we pissed at the entire industry, or just Steam? You don't have the liberty to buy anything from wherever you want. Go download Fortnite from Steam, buddy! Oop! It ain't there!? Here's hoping he deleted the rest of his online accounts while he was at it, but online blowhards tend to be hypocrites.

  • Oh, we can all be enraged over it this week and we can all celebrate the fallout of it next week lmao

  • Owl: Would you like for me to repeat that again?

    [yes] no

  • imagines the future

    ...my god, all those lives. All that death...

    Nah, the present is fine.

  • Thank fuck I moved every account I could to one of my credit cards. Won't cancel?

    That's fine, broski. I can cancel it from my end lmao 🤣

  • up to 72 hours

    (then we permanently add them to our private fingerprint folder based on any google-related link or api you've ever interacted with)

    The time limits on their spyware might as well be ignored.

  • The Mindset:

    Lineage doesn't support my phone

    I bought a phone that isn't supported by Lineage

    👌👌💯

    I guarantee their device wiki existed before you bought your phone.

  • You aren't playing dumb when people know you're playing.