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@LorneMichaels We need this stat!

You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away

Onomatopoeia words are not arbitrary.

Why do we have ankles?

To keep the calves from the corn.

Maybe homeland security can hire you to hide under a bridge at the southern border and scare the immigrants away. Repeat after me who's that rap tap tapping on my bridge...

(A, 1/2 B, C1-4, 1/2 D2, E1) then (1/2 B, E2, F) finally (D1, 1/2 D2)

I put on my hooded terry cloth bathrobe that simultaneously dries hair, head, neck, torso and legs above the knees. Wipe face, lower legs and feet. Remove robe and dry genitals and butt crack.

Put it in a cool dry place

Aye, aye Captain

1000 bottles of baby oil on the wall, 1000 bottles of baby oil, take one down, spread it around, 999 bottles of baby oil on the wall

One of my fall recipes is lentil soup with carrot, onion, celery and garlic. I think the same would work well here. Any other suggestions?

Preach!

What's with the beankeeping?

Still better than Lima beans

What makes prepared beans a salad or not? Beans are a starch, but were not included in the cube rule for foods. Is there a soup, stew, or salad rule for beans? I've subscribed to Deconceptualist's Bean Facts in tho hopes of learning such things. With study perhaps someday I can reach beanlightenment.