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What even is this? What did I just read?

I edited to add that friends would have to leave the premises without the paperclip

Idk how to do any better than this. Genius!

Oh right, sorry.

Cutting the clip wouldn't work, but cutting the laminate is within the rules

I figured the investigator would start non-destructively, just moving things around, pickup up loose objects, etc.

But who knows, maybe they go full destruction mode immediately.

They do have a way of verifying, and it would buy some time as they pick up every single paperclip they find and verify it somehow.

Hmm

I didn't factor in interrogation. The competitor would leave the premises without contacting the investigator.

No interrogation, no spying on you as you leave. Checking for the paperclip on your person is done by a separate person/machine, away from the investigator or any of their crew.

I think 12 hours of interrogation is long enough to break anyone.

That's a good one. Can't metal detect inside a metal tube, not an obvious hiding spot at all

Nice!

And yes, I did say that they have a way of identifying which clip is the one you are supposed to hide.

Haha! Nice workaround.

I guess they'll just have to do exploratory surgery and put your friend back together the way they were before they leave.

Can't show ads in my feed if I don't have a feed!

The bike lane has to be proper and safe, or it's worse than nothing. It's just a thing that officials can point to and say they did the thing, when in fact they did not do the thing.

Even if they don't fail, knowing how to hack them, how to replace the Tesla computer with your own that functions without Tesla approval, how to make the car function without self driving that might lock up the tires at highway speeds... These are valuable skills to have.

Bravo on the edit! Now it's a good joke

Hmm, I think I'll give that a shot. Or two.

I didn't know I could include a picture any other way. I'll have to see how that works in the Connect app

Edit, I have now found out how to upload a picture as the post picture instead of in the words of the post. Yay!

Yeah, parking and leaving is basically musical chairs or that traffic jam game

on so many levels

I see what you did there

Yes, these are some of the reasons why I feel better having this idea as a dream rather than a reality.

Hmm, this makes me rethink the rental business part. Must be just a huge personal collection

I farted while reading it, so idk what to think here