Uniquitous @ Uniquitous @lemmy.one

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Absolutely. For a while I had sympathy for people who used it as their main business platform, but they've had time to adapt by now.

Discuss, yes, but only verbally. And even then obliquely. "Take him to that spot, you know the one, over by where Leon used to work." Stuff should never be written down because you're just asking for it to turn up as evidence somewhere.

People are indeed stupid. There's a reason the Mafia's #1 rule was "keep your fuckin' mouth shut." If you're going to commit a crime, don't talk about it just do it.

Well, they are idiotic, yes. In the sense that if you mean to kill someone, telling them beforehand is wildly counter-productive.

Found the rich guy

You'll have to wait until after the trial like the rest of us.

"How'd you lose your foot?" "Well, funny story..."

Oh come on. It's obviously just another stupid thing done to get clicks on social media. Don't even try to justify this.

Protein is protein!

phone manufacturers hiss and recoil like vampires

That's... that's just great Ron. Hey, ya figure they might shoot back? With their army and navy that they definitely have? Dumb motherfucker.

Per their lawyers it's in the TOS. Everyone just hits "I agree" when they get that EULA but there's always a "we reserve the right to fuck you over" buried in the fine print.

Headline belies the fact that the judge gave him less time than prescribed by sentencing guidelines. Which is bullshit.

Baseball bats are easier to explain. Just keep a glove and a baseball next to one in your backseat or trunk. "Yeah officer, I like to go play down at the park with my friends."

Big Fight Club moment.

If I were the parent of that child I would contemplate my absolute failure as a parent, then go get a vasectomy to make sure it couldn't happen again. Probably check the web for tuition prices for military schools while in the waiting room.

And stupid, don't forget stupid.

Can't wait to see what damage control mode looks like on this one.

They're about to lose another one. We finally got fiber run to our area, so now I have internet that doesn't zone out every 5 - 10 minutes to find another satellite. Canceling Starlink next week. Fuck you Elon.