Uncle_Sheo217 @ Uncle_Sheo217 @lemmy.world

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Mike Sparks is a heretic!

2066

Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion

Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship.

No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.

Get sent in to extract some wounded.

Reach the evac zone and come under attack.

Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.

Let loose a stream of bullets.

The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.

The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.

Inspect MG afterwards.

Thing was made in 1942.

Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.

Scratch "Mars" on with a knife.

Shh, you don’t need to say Gavin, Mike Sparks can’t hear you here.

Silverhand was a goddamn hero

plugs it directly in my ass

:3

👈😎👈 Zoop

Somebody say DESTROY BORDERS!? - Pixy, probably

Same, my hair is long enough to be braided too!

VARK

Do you get to Skyrim often?

Same! I need to lose weight tbh. I’m technically above average height I guess. Regardless live your little/average/big gay/straight/bi/pan/ace dreams!

:3

WAT DE FUK!?

I mean, quotev has shit loads of pretty garbage ones, you’re bound to find a decent one there. Other than that I have no clue

You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped

Maybe she’s just Canadian?

Thank you old Jacksfilms

This reminded me of when he made a cardboard javelin launcher and missile. The thing actually launched and flew. It’s pretty fucking cool

Fuck yeah! Sauce me up!