UlyssesT [he/him] @ UlyssesT @hexbear.net

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Some human beings are a lot worse than others. Condemning them all is one of the worst kinds of "both sides" ideology.

When rich assholes say "the help" they yearn for actual slaves and sometimes get them.

According to enlightened centrist assholes that keep showing up in federated posts, both sides are the bad guys, therefore doing nothing and letting the side that hurts and kills a lot more people is the smart play.

Dmitri Martin has an uncanny ability to make me laugh out loud like basically no one else can.

The "sus/amogus" thing still amuses me for some reason and I never played the game.

Decades later, the descendants of people menaced by the nazis became nazis.

And now @RaincoatsGeorge@lemmy.zip claims to have a job involving enjoying atrocities. Totally not craving genocide like when he was 14. Not anymore. Now so much more cool calm and collected like in his favorite Prestige TV shows and video games.

You're getting that mad about my replies, and you keep replying.

The difference here is you claim to have a super secret ultra shadow black ops job like in your favorite Prestige TV shows and video games, and if you do and I actually can believe they'd hire someone like you (because they are bloodthirsty clowns), the longer you're here, the less you're doing your actual job.

So I'll be here a while. Replying to you. Watching you claim how "hilarious" everything is while your whole ass is showing and you're getting more and more mad that the people you hate on the internet aren't respecting you or holding you in awe.

Either you're lying about your bloodsoaked colonialist hatchetman job, or you're not. In the latter case, the longer you're replying here, desperately seeking validation, the less you're doing your bloodsoaked colonialist hatchetman job. So that's good.

You poor thing. Big tough Vincent AdultMan wants respeeeeeect.

If you're going to give internet tough guy speeches, at least wear matching footwear so you don't trip over your own passive aggressive sarcastic putdowns. The two flavors of internet tryhard don't mix well.

You have such an important bloodsoaked neoliberal colonial job that you're replying to each of those replies. Maybe if it means you're too distracted to drone strike another hospital for a few more hours, I'm pleased to keep it up.

By all means, keep telling us about your Vincent AdultMan tough guy colonialism job.

You guys are great.

Keep wearing that mask and I'll keep pointing at your mask.

So you can try and cancel me?

Unprompted, you started whining about "cancel culture." You're showing your whole ass here.

Do you think I am like you?

We would be bloodthirsty neoliberals, congratulating ourselves on our maturity while expecting praise and awe for our super secret hush hush colonial adventurism jobs if we were like you.

I’m an asshole.

No shit. Unlike what le ironic internet communities otherwise believe, saying you are an asshole doesn't give you points for internet bravery. You're an asshole and others here already know and see that.

To piss off little shit dicks such as yourself. If you do not like that, too Fucking bad.

I'm convinced you're outright LARPing your favorite Prestige TV character(s) with lines like that.

I appreciate that you said something else that time except "I am actually laughing now I promise I am the adult in the room respect meeeeeee" again.

The NAFO lanyard liberals are such bloodsoaked clowns that I actually can believe they'd hire and put trust into a smirking tryhard edgelord like @RaincoatsGeorge@lemmy.zip .

Biologically, I'm sure that changed. Otherwise, not so much. I think the "adult in the room" emotionally peaked there before being entrusted with the keys to power and being the adult in the room making the hard decisions and getting shit done.

That is hilarious.

You keep wearing the mask, I'll keep pointing at your mask.

You type impressively fast one-handed while congratulating yourself, that's for sure.

That is hilarious.

You keep wearing the mask, I'll keep pointing at your mask.

Did uh

I don't think this is going to be a pleasant read if you're already starting with a Reddit-tier opener like that.

I read the rest. You're not making a very good case for speaking for everyone, then or now, when you aren't just discrediting my own lived experience being barely older than you were at the same time but also posting your rage filled nonsense in the other reply chain.

I was waiting for you to post what I said broken into parts where you respond to everything separately.

First off you outed yourself. Hilarious. Second of all. Oh nevermind there isn’t a second part.

Lol.

Being a condescending asshole while trying to speak for an entire population about how wishing for mass murder was cool and good actually instead of at the least learning something from that instead of trying to rationalize it away is apparently beyond you.

And we spent it bickering and smoking cigarettes. Sick.

I'm starting to doubt if you're even able to comprehend that other people exist with different perspectives and outlooks than you do. Solipsism definitely fits the arrogance you've presented in your replies so far.

I was waiting for you to post

So? You didn't do anything different or exceptional here. You've done nothing off-script yet and calling out me pointing out your shitty takes doesn't make your takes any less shitty.

Hilarious. Lol.

You're so redundant and pretentious that I may as well post this again because that's all you're doing and this is all you deserve.