UltraGiGaGigantic @ UltraGiGaGigantic @lemmy.ml

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Everything is God's plan. Still God's hand then.

Genesis 1:29 - New King James Version

Then God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you;

God wants me to do cocaine.

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God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.

Can't you use some vacuumed sealer to keep it dry on the walk in? It would also reduce the bulky size.

Life

Well you shouldn't waste the meat left on the battlefield right?

I've been told I should appreciate my parents for the non consensual wage slavery they chose for me. All to pay crippling living expenses that escalate despite the wealth of knowledge humanity has accumulated and the never before seen technological progression

Thanks mom and dad. Consider shooting up drugs for your hit of feel good brain chemicals next life and leave me out of it.

The vasectomy was the best thing i ever did for my unborn children. This pain of existence will end with me. Rest easy kids, you will not suffer these fools. You will not suffer this way of life.

Me for starting the game. Losing is a part of life. We gotta live before we die.

We have free will, but the majority are not free to exercise it because of material conditions and/or circumstance.

Nice

Uhoh

If they wanted a good deal, they should have stayed at home and drank alone in the basement. Works for me.

Can we use a hotdogs to make a bridge between the two hamburger castles?

Inflatable bumpers that can be activated during emergency maneuvers to keep planes on deck.

Please donate my billion dollar idea profits to lemmy in my name. Thanks.

Maybe we should stop FUCKING AROUND if we dont want to find out?

Yet another W for me because I am staying in my basement 24/7.

They will chew a hole in your boat if you let em

Get nukes