The Future Is Now
It's hard to be a portrait of yourself, but it's easy to be a mirror reflecting the world back at itself.
"Here is a $2500+ a month recurring expense. Now appreciate me for it" - your parents
Apparently drinking isn't as cool if you drink at home in the cheapest way possible.
Hope you like increasing profits for the worst of us all, because that's the basis of human civilization.
I could look professional.... for money.