Tylerdurdon @ Tylerdurdon @lemmy.world

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Only the best and brightest. Out of all of the turds in the bowl, he really stands out. What a gigantic piece of crap.

There's always so much talk during the interim. Last time it took them 3 months to find the doorknobs of the oval office after inauguration day. This will be another high quality production.

Too bad it doesn't help them play any better.

They pulled in a lot of money, even if they lost. I wonder what kind of lesson that will be. Perhaps it's not all about money? Perhaps a platform that appeals to voters matters more? Nah... They got money. Corporate Democrats won't change.

Steven Segal?

Here's to hoping they fuck around.

The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They're so close.

The man with literal worm-on-the-brain is going to be in charge of women's bodies. I mean, of course! This timeline is really turning out to be worse than any "alternate universe" episodes of most sci-fi shows.

Dude, even small dogs can hog some serious space. 4 dogs? I'm surprised there's any room left for the fucker and his wife. He probably got scratches falling out of bed.

Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!

Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!

This is more of a "you never go full retard" moment

You can't just print a new one. Technique in any great instrument was a closely guarded secret. Stratavarius is a good example. Sorry the quality isn't great... Dark for some reason.

Toasty!!!!

You guys understand that even the immigration system is pay-to-win, right? Regardless of what happens, I don't think Elon will have any issues.

I wonder if the side effects will include "teeth growing in unusual locations..." beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.

Troll's gonna troll

This irritates me because it means 1 thing: another excuse for them to jack up toll rates.

You'd think think toll rates would be tied to maintenance costs after it pays for it's construction, right? Nah, not here. It's a forever well of money for someone (and not to us tax payers). Don't drive on it you say? The number of toll roads in North Texas is now so high, you may have a 10 mile radius to the closest interstate.

Either that bacon tastes like gunpowder or that barrel will forever smell like bacon when he shoots it in the future, no matter how much he cleans it (or both). Probably not the most cost effective way to cook bacon.

It makes me sad that we're still this dumb.