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TwoBeeSan @ TwoBeeSan @lemmy.world
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You're a dog... right?

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    • rulesistance

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  • 1000% stealing "ironic intent" lmfao

    • Vexed

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  • It do be that way.

    I'll always prefer this cycle to allowing my light to be dimmed by the negativity of the world.

    • Are any of you not nerds?

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  • The front part is gay the back part is straight

    • People who live in touristic areas, what are the rudest behaviours you've seen among tourists?

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  • Chinese tho

    • Are any of you not nerds?

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  • I say that about being gay.

    • What's a weird compliment you got?

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  • Yeah. Let's see the model cock, sir

    • The Supreme Court is about to let religion ruin public education

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  • How far we've fallen.

    We kept the pedophilia and lost the fun bits. THANKS JESUS

    • TRUCKIN'

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  • A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers

    • If you had to ruin an entire app/website by integrating automatic logout, which app would you choose to achieve maximum damage?

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  • It occasionally happens with elderly.

    Almost all use the default mail app on iPhone. They have sbc global era addresses. It'll occasionally ask to reauthenticate. Think it's happened at least 30 times in 2 years.

    It's a crisis everytime lol

    "What's your password?" "I don't use passwords." MFW 😐

    • Lemmy horsepost

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  • He is expensive

    • Microsoft Confirms $1.50 Windows Security Update Hotpatch Fee Starts July 1

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  • Oh that is in the pipeline.

    Assisted a man with new iPhone yesterday. Can't download free apps or anything from the appstore without a working card on file.

    Disgusting.

    • Literal interpretation

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  • Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.

    • snob rule

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  • I am le cinefile

    • Cities Skylines 2, Kerbal Space 2, Planet Coaster 2, Frostpunk 2... What Went Wrong?

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  • So excited for monster train 2.

    • Are your parents "supposed" to be your role models?

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  • Some inadvertently succeed at being guides of what not to be

    • incredible that this was a show for childrend

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    • I didn't ask for this

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  • Let me do my Christian bale batman impressions in peace.

    • People in the office who don't take used K-Cups out of the machine are the new equivalent "you kill it, you fill it"

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  • People are trash.

    We have a communal package area for resident and admin packages. Sales will literally open their shit in drop off and leave the open box in the area.

    Started breaking them down and leaving them outside their offices. Fuck em.

    I'd be such a cunt and leave a k cup on a shitheads desk but how would you know?

    • Bill Maher calls Larry David’s satire of his Trump dinner ‘kind of insulting to 6 million dead Jews’

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  • When you call yourself a comedian and all you do is make "points" maybe you should call yourself something different. Something like a "cunt".

    Fuck bill maher