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Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)

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  • God, shes so fucking baddd

    • What is a specific fear you have?

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  • Did she die?

    • Video of Mahmoud Khalil’s arrest

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  • Im pretty lost on this one. Whats the beef here? I saw the video and don’t understand why he is being arrested. He seems like a calm dude that is just being bothered

    • Are there any stories or media featuring a "nurturing loving girlfriend, sensitive endearing boyfriend" dynamic?

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  • I am sorry but I do not have an answer for you as I have never seen something like this before. My preferred dynamic is indeed a tall dommy mommy. However, for some reason, and the reason I am commenting, this post reminds me of that time (well, there have been multiple times) where I got an AI generated ad about penis enlargement on youtube. It felt so dystopian and unreal. I took a screen recording of it. Too bad I cant post it cause of my account ago (fucking four weeks before I can upload a pic. What the fuck). But the fake ad made a lot of references to getting a ‘tool, just like those African Men’… So hot.

    • What is a specific fear you have?

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  • This does make me feel better. My wife keeps saying I need to hold babies to get over it (I suppose similar to your experience, hold it and realize it ain’t that bad). We’ll see how it goes. I don’t plan on having kids until I finish grad school though so I do have some time to prepare myself to face my fear: baby droppin. Thank you kind stranger for the words of wisdom

    • If you could change one thing about the TV show you're watching now, what would it be?

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  • I just rewatched Dexter and am moving on to new blood and subsequently original sin. I love me some true crime, I love me some fantasy, I love me some weird dexter. What I would change: Nothing really aside from more seasons. I am also intermittently watching Modern Family again. Its an easy show to watch with dinner. What I would change: more Cam, more Gloria both for different reasons

    • What is a specific fear you have?

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  • I dont want to hold babies. I have a fear that I will drop it and I am not sure what I would say to the parents. Im not sure what is going to happen when I have kids

    • FREE HIM!

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  • No respect for sonic...

    • Ornate barcode feels like it's breaking the fourth wall, somehow

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  • maybe even a... madlad

    • If I use winrar to compress 80gb of tv and movies. Then can I compress it further by making it an iso?

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  • Have you tried compressing it again?

    • There was a time when pizza was not delivered.

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  • Those were dark times. My favorite in undergrad was to order a 14 inch hot sauce pizza from a local shop (of course delivery). I may be trash for how much I enjoyed this pizza but idc. Wont matter on my death bed

    • Leftenant Grimbles wishes you a happy Caturday

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  • She looks so damn soft and fluffy

    • OpenAI declares AI race “over” if training on copyrighted works isn’t fair use

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  • I dont wanna be mean but I always thought this guy had a weird face

    • I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear

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  • This is how my wife views me i think

    • Used Tesla prices tumble as embarrassed owners look to sell

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  • True to your username to just assume everyone who bought one turned a blind eye to him so they could have a hero to worship. Thats just a weird thing to say

    • Welp.

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  • Hey ya know, just how it be sometimes

    • Science has not gone far enough

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  • You gotta game the system man. One big good pillow and one lil bitch pillow. You will sleep like a king

    • TIL That there's a dish in some parts of Southeast Asia called "American Fried Rice"

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  • But can they put it on top of a maple bacon burger, rare, with a pretzel bun? If not, then color this American only mostly impressed

    • The landlord special

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  • Maybe next time, dont fuck with buttons yes?

    • Thinkpad for the win

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  • I cant help but kinda be like this with my macbook. I work at a desk on my computer for the majority of the day. Because of this I tend to keep my desk clean. Even so, I have a special mouse pad that I use only to put my laptop on top of to protect him. I did more or less the same babying to my last laptop until I got rid of it. That one was an HP (fucking shit ass company for real)