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Trump Attacks the Jews as Biden Puts His Foot Down

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  • I mean, I think he wants to fuck a couple of the people with that last name.

    • Why aren’t we talking more about Trump’s business with the Saudis?

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  • Anybody question why his social media company has a revenue stream roughly equal to that of a single McDonald's franchise, yet is valued at 9 billion dollars?

    • U.S. soldier detained in Russia and accused of stealing, officials say

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  • Evolution gave man a brain and a penis, and not enough blood to run 'em both at the same time.

    • I think it's interesting seeing people in the restroom. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had. Like you're ashamed of your own

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  • I don't want to have a conversation while my dick is in my hand.

    • Serenading My Cows with 6 Trombones -- Mother by #meghantrainor --Arr. Lucas Hulett #farm #cow

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    • DEA to reclass marijuana to Schedule III

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  • I hope not. It'd take 2 hours and would just make me weird and nervous.

    • What is a command you accidentally taught your pet?

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  • Slightly unrelated, but one time I let out an amazing belch and nobody was around to hear other than the dog, so I high five her. That alone was worth teaching her that trick.

    • If people from the US love the imperial system so much, why are their musicians using metronomes instead of footonomes?

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  • Ever listen to Meshuggah?

    • I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping

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  • Yeah, but just based on my own prejudices, the antivax community ain't a huge fan of the Spanish- speaking community.

    • Have you ever devoted a significant amount of time to something only to later feel it was pointless?

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  • "A man dies two deaths. The first, when he draws his last breath. The second, when the last bit of shitty band-aid code he wrote is overwritten."

    • What show are you re-watching?

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  • I'm not sure there has ever been a show that has clicked for me quite the way that early Always Sunny did. I had never even heard of it before and I randomly caught the musical episode. I loved it so much that my broke ass immediately bought the first 3 seasons on dvd.

    • Forecasters issue highest Atlantic hurricane season outlook in nearly 30 years

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  • Man. Thank god climate change is a liberal hoax, or else I'd be worried.

    • Niagara region declares emergency to prepare for eclipse viewers

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    • What product brings a lot more value than its cost to purchase?

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  • Ah, the Sam Vimes boots theory again.

    • What product brings a lot more value than its cost to purchase?

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  • That's actually what I tried to do. But I live in Seattle. 9ish months of cold wet days means I'm in terrible shape when the beautiful summer comes around, then by the time I'm back in shape, it's time to hibernate again.

    • What product brings a lot more value than its cost to purchase?

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  • Basically comes down to the fact that I don't enjoy it. Every time I'm on a bike I just think "I could be in a car. I could be sitting in a comfy seat listening to music, going way faster than this, using zero effort." I like diving, I don't like biking.

    Plus, the last thing I want to do after a 12-hour shift at a physical job is to bike several miles uphill to get home.

    • What product brings a lot more value than its cost to purchase?

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  • I did the same math when I bought my bike. How many times do I have to ride it to work to break even on this purchase? And as soon as I hit that threshold I never touched the thing again. Turns out I hate riding a bike.

    • Court agrees to block collection of Trump's $454 million civil fraud judgment if he puts up $175M

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  • If you owe the bank $100 you have a problem. If you owe the bank $100k, the bank has a problem.

    • Pete Buttigieg forced to explain that lead is poisonous to obtuse Republican

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  • Sadly that one's a Democrat.

    • What are your weird food rules?

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  • After that one incident, I can confidently say that habaneros are not a finger food.