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  • I'll be throwing out some occasional non-seasonal Dad Jokes since the Christmas themed ones don't seem very popular.

  • Moving on from Thanksgiving themed jokes to Christmas themed. If you have Dad quality Kwanza, or Hanukkah jokes, post them up!

  • Well thats freaking adorable

  • Jragon

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  • This thread and all its comments make me itchy.

  • Honestly, I fire up the Xbox and play the original Halo on easy difficulty. It's like hanging out with an old friend.

  • Same here, but every now and then an English source comes through so I keep them available.

  • I disagree, I would love to block NSFW instances, and I'm grateful to the users that voluntarily post in there. For me Lemmy is too searchable for me to get into those luxuries.

  • I came back in here just to up vote this. Perfect!

  • That's a better one, well done!

  • The key is decentralization, if an instance gets wonky, it can be cut off from the rest of the fediverse. Or at least sections of it. I suspect in the future there will be "blobs" of instances with little to no interaction with other blobs.

  • Lol, nice. The only thing I thought of changing was making it undercovers, but that didn't make sense.

  • (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ got ya fam

  • Using the wrong setting on a clothes dryer can cause certain fabrics to shrink. People that are gaining weight would often blame the dryer for shrinking their clothes rather than take some personal responsibility. Hence the joke is they thought it was the dryer shrinking their clothes but it was them overeating aka the refrigerator's fault.

  • Wow, y'all didn't like this one.

  • Good reference!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you give to the Dentist of the year?

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    What is a funny mountain called?

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    I got a neck brace fitted a few months ago

    Sync for Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Ability to pick which browser outside links open to.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I invented a pencil with 2 erasers

    Sync for Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How to block instances?

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda...

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    Did you hear the rumor about butter?

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    I used to be afraid of speed bumps....

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I was at a restaurant the other day and the waiter asked if I wanted a box for my leftovers....

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    I once wrote a song about tortillas...

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    Where do you learn how to make banana splits?

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Did you hear about the collision between the red ship and the blue ship?

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey

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    What bear is the most condescending?

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years....

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    What's worse than when it's raining cats and dogs?

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    6:30 is my favorite time of day

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    Did you know that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii?

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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?