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  • It's nice to think about taking your ball and going home. However, if we denigrate Texas everytime they threaten to secede we really shouldn't be giving California a pass.

    Edit- fix fat finger spelling

  • He should be strapped carrying his holy weapon.

  • It won't end it anymore than the 2014 agreement did. It might take it a while, but they'll be back.

    Edit-undoing phone stuff.

  • Thank you for doing the lords work and finding a few more pixels.

    Edit-did anyone else read that in his accent?

  • Dating myself a bit, but Men Without Hats " Safety Dance" is a clear indicator of how much cocaine was consumed in the 80s.

    https://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g

  • I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.

  • That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

  • Then it wouldn't be a Thanksgiving joke.

  • It depends on how much money they have.

  • Those pinkish purple ones are dope, nice shots

  • The Linux crew is going to be cheesed

  • Whoops, this was supposed to be a comment reply, not a separate statement.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I used to work at the gym, it wasn't working out

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    What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

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    Why did Santa's helper see a therapist?

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    What are the best Christmas sweaters made of?

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    What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

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    I saw a robbery at the Apple store the other day.

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    Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

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    What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

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    What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

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    What did one DNA strand say to the other?

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    What does Santa eat for breakfast?

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    What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

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    How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

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    What's the best Christmas present?

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    What is the smallest unit of measurement in the Puritans cookbook!

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    What does a turkey on crutches sound like?

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    What did the Pilgrims use to make bread?

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    Why didn't the turkey want dessert?

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    What's the difference between chickens and turkeys?

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    If apples come from an apple tree and pears come from a pear tree, where do turkeys come from?