He is small and pointless
Plot point of the week a few times, background noise the rest of the time.
Body found in Kentucky lake by fishermen in 1999 identified as fugitive wanted by FBI
New Jersey Suicide.
Sorry California, Amazon Will No Longer Sell You Donkey Meat
And here I thought I was living in America, Land of the Free!!!
I got this popup ad on my TV while watching a DVD
Name and shame!
Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’
On Stage one of the candidates starts sniffing:
Wait a minute, did someone here make a Boom-boom?
You miss 100% of the targets you don't phaser.
What are you saying Benson?
Japan to test technology to destroy asteroid set to collide with Earth
This better not create a Space Godzilla!
Wouldn’t it be easier to train Astronauts to drill instead of Drillers to Astro?
No more monopolies!!
Yeah, stopped watching after the first episode of Season 3, we can let it go.
The freshest motherfucker at the apocalypse afterparty
I’m dying for one.
To quote Neelix from Avenue 5:
“A hole’s a hole, I'll take it where I can get it“
How Ron DeSantis’ $100 Million ‘Death Star’ Collapsed
Not according to Rogue One
Republicans slam broadband discounts for poor people, threaten to kill program | Ars Technica
Best I can do is an aspirin I found on the train and sleep it off.
McConnell invokes his wife’s name to slam Trump’s controversial immigrant remarks
State of Denial.
You can only choose one.
Dick Jones, just cause I’m afraid who might come after me if I don’t…
What is something you'd gladly go into debt for?
New from Olive Garden!
Congressional Hispanic Caucus frustrated with the White House on immigration negotiations
They’ll keep moving the Goal Posts…
Texas woman who sought court permission for abortion leaves state for the procedure, attorneys say
Well don’t go back, they’ll probably charge you and your family.
My cousin said the gas savings for a prius and a motorcycle were the same.
Checkmate Atheists!
Russia to hold presidential vote in occupied Ukraine
Putin won two weeks ago.
Plot point of the week a few times, background noise the rest of the time.