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  • I'm not that old, and have only seen a single, filthy example, but the older style of discontinued public washroom hand drying towels were disgusting in a really intense kind of way. It never got the opportunity to completely dry, and add to that situation that every single asshole who only rinsed his dickbeaters after shitting instead of washing them was griming it up instead of just drying their hands.

  • Nifty memes to shitpost on main

  • People say shit like “half decade” to make five years sound longer.

    What the fuck do you expect me to say to someone who comments "People say shit like “half decade” to make five years sound longer"?

  • Nice one, so I guess that you've never said "half dozen" then, right? Because you wouldn't want six eggs to sound like a bigger number, right?

  • Now there's a name I haven't heard in forever. Is that bunch still playing Urban Dead?

  • Right? If I'm ever inclined to believe that someone(s) is going to murder me, and tell my family & friends about it, and that I'm not suicidal, it's because I want people to look into it if I die. It's stunning to read all of these comments saying that maybe she was sitting on the fence, or that a half-decade is a lot of time to change your mind. Like, how fucking powerful do your enemies have to be before people are at least willing to entertain the possibility that you were killed for globally humiliating multiple multi-millionaires and their friends?

    I swear to Christ, I think it'll take a dead-man's switch tied to a private investigator and/or hitman to get things moving after a death under suspicious circumstances... "I think someone's going to kill me, if it happens, here's $30K to ensure that something's done about it. Don't accept jerkoff diffusion from impotent wankers or fools. Make sure that dolts don't say I just got sad and shot myself in the back of the head twice."

  • Roughly equivalent to wearing a red cocktail dress to a wedding. It's not about you and your own personal style, you're supposed to be there in attendance to honour the hosts & the party(ies) tributed, not yourself.

  • Have your plans to not commit suicide been altered 180° in the last 6 years, or are you still opposed to the idea? See how that works, it's not like picking your favourite flavour of chips or movie, is it?

  • Just checking, does the U.S. perform executions for non-capital crimes?

  • Sort of sounds like a problem that could be solved with a sealed oil barrel and the Hudson river TBH...

    because that might be where the prison transport van gasses up before driving him to prison.

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  • I can't be the only one thinking of a lot of Reddit's mods as Jimmy Wichard from King of the Hill, can I?

  • I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?

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  • Not just that the prick wastes so much of it, but stinks the place up for everyone else while he's at it.

  • Glad to hear it, best of luck.

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  • Easy, continue to eat and drink as expected when in the company of others. If pressed about appetite on any occasion, simply claim to have eaten beforehand.