Tristaniopsis @ Tristaniopsis @aussie.zone

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2 yr. ago

I was pushing the envelope of acceptable chat with the broken English, admittedly.

Lunchtime, doubly so.

Don’t pay the ferryman.

It’s not a dress.

Whoah whoah whoah! Who are you calling “you people”!?

This is a deeply philosophical question involving time, the nature of ‘self’ and potential for physical abilities, and indeed mortality itself.

I mean… how much of an answer do actually want?

‘Takes one to know one’ as the childish jibe goes.

Where did I touch you? Can you prove it court? Otherwise I’m going to have to sue you for defamation for $100.

There was this one time. I saw a guy. He picked up a boot, and licked it.

“Woah.” I said to myself.

“That,” I went on, in my interior voice, “is an egregious example of boot-licking.”

That’s it. That’s my story. Subscribe and hit the ‘like’ button.

Because they cannot randomly snoop? Fuck the Tamil Po po.

“Does a pope shit in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?”

To be fair, Mike Johnson is a shitty human being.

Hey! How do we know that the truck wasn’t being really annoying on purpose and trying to wind-up the Waymo cars?!?!?

I’d read a quick transcript but never watch a video. I’m just old like that.

Just to be clear, is this person different than ‘Yo Mamma’?

I mean… has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Uh, yeah thanks. C’est la vie.

Very kind of you but the fact remains for me that the shadow of this relationship follows me everywhere and I can’t let it go or forgive myself for destroying it. No counselling will help. It is what it is.

I understand that our lives are brief and pointless. The only magic is what we create in our own heads, sometimes dangerously. I don’t claim to be special or demand the universe unwind back 30 years to fix it. She’s moved on. I haven’t. It’s pathetic on my part, but there it is. TBH I’d rather we had kept going and destroyed each other, or she cheated on me or pretty much anything else except what actually happened.

Bah.

Sonething something “lock ‘em up / build a wall”?

Ain’t dead yet. Still life in the old girl if we can flush out the sump, change the oil and clean out the carb.