Tristaniopsis @ Tristaniopsis @aussie.zone

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I’ve listened to ‘Rock you like a hurricane” by the Scorpions at leat several times by accident.

Actually I do.

Source: I ate a banana once.

This makes no sense. A: the banana would not stay upright. B: Why would a mouse sit in sticky gloopy banana? C: A mouse would not go kayaking in a banana, even less so using a floatation safety vest and a paddle. D: WTF?!?!

Yeah… balloons end up in the sea and frequently turtles eat them thinking that their jellyfish. Dead sea turtles have been found stuffed full of plastic bags and balloons.

Paper lanterns end up setting things on fire far away.

Could you perhaps stop the magical disposable up-in-air thinking and do something else? Like write wishes on pieces of bark and hide them in a forest to break down harmlessly?

Bravo! I don’t drink alcohol either and I am not a haughty woman!

Power to you.

Good. Fuck the rich shits who buy these things with a rusty axe.

In France all you need is cheese, wine and a haughty woman.

This is true.

Don’t.

That’s very kind of you. I’m not starving and have a secure roof so I’m doing better than many others around the world. I am certainly not complaining in regards to that.

When I have day dreams of winning millions of dollars my first thoughts are typically “how could I help others”.

I would have to actually play the lottery though, which I’m not inclined to do.

Maybe they could jump in the Rio Grande and demonstrate how the floating barriers work.

Mmmmm.

I actually have but I felt embarrassed as hell each time.

I’m not against fine tuning and efficiency. I am against A: “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!!” And B: any sort of aggressive driving on public roads.

If there were such a thing a really ‘nice’ car that was ‘luxurious’ inside etc., but looked like absolutely nothing extraordinary outside, then I might buy one (in the alternative universe where I had lots of money to blow on new cars).

LOL

So basically typical GOP / chucklefuck misogyny.

Fuck those people with rusty axes.

I think Hillary would’ve made a good president. Ok she’s a real backroom political mover and possibly more of a hawk than I’d like but nevertheless.

Just to be serious for a mo; why the fuck would I want a sports car anyway?

Showy cars are for smoothbrained insecure chucklefucks. I don’t come from money, and I have very little, but I certainly have no psychological need to attempt to appear like I do. Even if I got a gazillion bucks tomorrow there’s no way in hell I’m going to start purchasing shiny shit to show off with.

Imagine if Spotify actually paid every artist their royalties.

Can’t you just put a piece of electrical tape over it and forget it?

I tried to use RSS a decade ago and it was too confusing to set up. I gave up pretty quickly.

I’m proud of that one. Sometimes the stars and my ADHD align.