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TriflingToad @ TriflingToad @sh.itjust.works
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Bestbuy decided to use fucking DOORDASH to deliver my order, I couldn't cancel it. Today I was supposed to get it, and I saw the driver stealing the package after marking it as delivered.

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  • out of all packages I would trust a pizza the least

    • Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view

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  • I seed 100gb of archived books and scientific studies from Anna's archive and there's a solid chance in 100gb of books/paper PDFs I have the instructions to get away with murder in there somewhere

    • Who the hell can afford a printer

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  • pirated cartridges

    what

    • Dear Kevin

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  • due to the 'Dont Say Gay' bill my biology teacher said it was "great sex" instead of "gay sex".

    literally 1984

    • What were some computer programs and games you grew up with?

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  • Gen z here. Animal jam was goated
    I remember when they removed shelves from the in game stores so there was just a black market of shelves for no reason

    Kingdom Hearts Re-coded is the best game ever and you can't change my mind. I got my dad's cartridge and DSi and it was the BEST.


    Ive actually just now gotten around to playing the actual kingdom hearts 1 and OMG I don't know how they managed to make the controls WORSE than a DSi game with like 10 buttons, it's so bad you can't see anything while in combat.
    In the DS one you could at least snap the camera to look at the back of your head

    edit: also coolmathgames.com

    • What the fuck

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  • .:|:;

    • I... Genuinely only realizing this now

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  • when I was little I would wait for the water to warm up, then pull the thing to turn on the shower head. But there's like 2 seconds of freezing water in the tube to the shower head so I would have to really quickly pull it, run back to the edge of the shower, and block it with the shower curtain. It had a 50% chance of failure and I did it for years

    • And by me I mean a friend

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  • it is imperitive that the cylinder remains unharmed

    • TIL if you funneled the water from Niagara Falls through a straw, it would probably destroy the planet.

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  • god I love xkcd

    • Why are ghosts never racist?

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  • no cap on god?

    • Protester shot in the eye with rubber bullet during 'No Kings Day' rally in downtown Los Angeles

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  • how is it legal to stop people from wearing bulletproof vests in public!? Why aren't 2nd amendment mfs screaming about this?

    • DUMBASS

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  • cats would be PISSED to learn that we can lie and they can't

    • "See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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  • Creatine: normal

    weak baby, gotta get GAINS

    edit: i can't read

    • Another productive meeting

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  • I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad

    • Is Matrix cooked?

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  • Sidenote, the modern web is so fucked because how am I supposed to teach a kid that I would trust the random website "paper.wtf" I have never seen before with literally "meow" randomly above their article MORE than businessinsider.com which is like at the top of every search result

    • I find myself very agreeable

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    • Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering

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  • Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

    I didn't need to know Benjamin Franklin fucks old ladies because they can't have babies, but I appreciate the honor of carrying this information.

    also the idea of a genius putting a bucket on the head of a grandma he fucks and telling her to act like she's 21 is HILARIOUS to me

    • Why do some people hate drinking water?

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  • water can taste either really bad, or like nothing
    not water tastes consistently better than water

    • That's a work of art

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  • I don't like the execution, but it's good in concept

    • YouTube might slow down your videos if you block ads

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  • so you'd pay if there was a free trial?