TriflingToad @ TriflingToad @sh.itjust.works

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Snapchat for only texting other people

Instagram for memes & some minor ""celebrities"" (YouTubers and some trans folk that give tips)

Pinterest for outfits/tattoo designs/etc. I get memes from there and post to 196 sometimes.

discord for uhhhh.. discord stuff, idk. I scroll meme channels sometimes. and sometimes chat

YouTube for 99% of my online things. Unhealthy AF addition

Lemmy for more memes and news (not the best practice tbh) I mainly use just bc I want to support the fediverse and it's better than scrolling reposted Instagram reels

I don't use any twitter/bsky/threads/mastodon type platform, I just don't mesh with the type I guess. It's just short political stuff that's depressing and memes which I get from literally everywhere else 🤷‍♀️

this makes me wonder if deaf people who read the captions on TV understand accents/pronunciation or if they just smile-and-nod

no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn't have a problem with it?

when life asks you if violence is the answer, you BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN with the LEMON BOMBS‼️‼️

I'm gonna try without letting autocorrect fix it: nessicary

edit :(

users instance checks out

glad you're doing better 💪

what topics are being banned?

I work at a grocery store and honestly I didn't even bat an eye, the first thing I thought about was how to bag it.

In case you're wondering if we care about what you're buying the only (non regular) customer that I remember is one Irish guy who would crack jokes about his ex wife on a roadtrip. Don't fully remember but my God he made like 4 zingers in a row and I about cried laughing at like 7:30am

edit: oh and I learned about a new pasta last week, that was cool

as much as I disagree with the "OnLy 7% Of MeAnInG GetS IntO tExt FoRmAt!!1!1" saying, this is one of those times where the removal of tone/body language can make a joke fall flat :/

my mom forced my sister to go to the doctor to get a pregnancy test every month for years instead of letting her take a contraceptive pill because it would 'let her get away with stuff', which was hilarious because at time time my sister was lesbian* 😂

Yeah once my mom found my (soon to be 🤞) brother in law is trans she freaked out because "now you're acting on it" and is now essentially cut out of our lives for the time being. I don't really see her getting any better since she's now living with her really conservative mom, so probably cut off permanently.

*(my sister now finds bi fits her better, hince the boyfriend part lol)

oh I see, thanks for responding though

shave everything with a single blade and don't bleed

I'm not who you were replying to, but I recently got a straight razor and have been cutting myself every time I try it, I don't really understand how to use it. Could you give some tips?

currently I use shaving cream on my legs then run along against the growth, but any time I have a slight bump or even the fingerprint like ridges on my knees it will cut the top off. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, is this just how it's supposed to work or am I doing it incorrectly?

ok, Rapetosaurus

like porn? how would you setup porn in a vm? still confused 😭

as God intended o7

few Linux isos, actual Linux isos

like shitpost OSes?

past the first few chapters it got a bit confusing, but the train trolly thing was like a maze and I kept going in circles for so long 😵‍💫

not being on ADHD and depression meds

this might shock you, but I have never smelled leaded gasoline. I'm too young, it got banned before I was born.

what did it smell like?