TriPolarBearz @ TriPolarBearz @lemmy.world

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Driving on the highway

Hood pops open. Can't see anything. Try to brake but crash.

⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.

Tesla: OTA update successful

Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?

Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.

Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!

Yes, that's probably what it was. I'm using memmy on ios.

Ah, picture not showing up.

It was the meme of Goofy saying I'll fuckin' do it again.

I heard he goes for large expensive couches. More cushion for the pushin'.

Animatrumpic*

Why yes

I can never tell what they really believe. But I once saw a picture about flat earthers.

It basically said other planets are round because they have been observed to be round. But Earth is flat because it has not been observed to be round.

Though if they did see Earth from afar, I'm sure there would be some excuse as to why it's fake.

But if Americans can't see this comment chain, how USA-ful is it to the discussion?

Forgive me son, for I have sinned.

Maybe he was too busy with other types of touches.

Furniture music is an actual type of music. I personally haven't listened to it. But from descriptions, it seems like background music, elevator music, Muzak, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furniture_music

I, for one, would love to be bread.

Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.

Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅

Cop: say woof.

Dog: what, right now?

Cop: yeah.

Dog: but I don't smell anything...

Cop: I'll give you a treat.

Dog: woof woof woof!

Don Snoreleone

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

They met in a coffee shop and she bought him a drink spiked with an afrodisiac (yes correct spelling). Then while he couldn't think straight, she tricked him and brought him home where she literally f'd his brains out. During this time she was whispering deep state woke ideology in his ear. After cumming back to earth, he was fully corrupted and became a deep state sleeper agent.

Then he got the covid vaxx and the 5g nano microchips got implanted in his brain and made him a deep state sleeper agent.