From our sources (definitely not Kevin), the doctor was quoted as saying "This pig guy is dead, Jim. I'm a HUMAN doctor, not a Whatever-The-Hell-This-Guy-Is doctor!" Logical Updates On Influential Public Figures contacted the pig guy embassy for a reaction to Dr. McCoy's remarks, but they had not returned our squeal hail by press time.
Archaeologist in 1005 years: "We have translated the folder names on this glass storage device! The writings within refer to a important man named "Brazzers", and there is another folder full of his correspondence to his "step sister" and someone named "Milf".
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