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  • Barely?

    In my experience ops don't know shit. It's all about "gut feelings". "Well "his feels illegal so I'm gonna arrest them and if I'm wrong I get to sit at my desk all day or go on a paid vacation" is how it is.

    I can't tell you how many times I've been stopped by cops for riding my bicycle on the road. Literally to the point where I have a laminated card I keep in my wallet with the relevant laws saying "this bike is illegal on a sidewalk and cars must give way on the road"

    I've had a few threaten to arrest me "for being a piece of shit" or "for wasting my time" like I'm the one who made them stop...

    I've been stopped because I "fit a description" multiple times, the "description" being "man on a bike" with nothing else, supposedly.

    I've been stopped for speeding in a school zone before, and if it wouldn't have been a waste of time, I'd have let it go to court and showed my helmet camera video that clearly shows my phone GPS as well as cycling computer (glorified speedometer) readout that clearly shows I was well under 25. Granted I've gone 49 in a 45 for about 3 seconds before I realized one rock and I'm dead and slowed down, there's 0 chance of me speeding past 20 on flat ground unless I'm trying to set a personal best.

    I've been stopped for "being a road hazard", not having enough reflective things, having "too many lights" (one forward flasher, one steady, and one rear/one steady rear light), not signaling "and hand signals don't count anymore" lol OK...

    Pretty much whatever they feel like stopping you for, they'll stop you and come up with a half-assed excuse later. They don't know the laws they enforce, and if they did, they would be considered a liability to other cops and quickly be ejected.

  • You know it's weird, it seems like I can predict the way the judge votes, and likely which half of the US they live in, solely by the headline of "federal judge blocks Biden administration plan to..." with 100% accuracy.

    Haven't been wrong yet.

    Seems almost like there's some sort of political motivation here, not what's best for the people.

    Almost seems like the system is working.... against the people?

    But no that couldn't be. Surely a judge, who sits at a federal level, would never be swayed by something so petty as kindergarten politics.

  • Good thing guillotines don't care about wealth, only the size of your neck.

    We'll just have to make the hole slightly larger to fit fatter necks.

  • One time during a particularly dry month, someone scribbled "wash me" on the tailgate of my truck

    I scribbled "no" on the other side

    It stayed partially visible for like 6 months

  • I can say "I don't speak [language], sorry." in about 10 languages, just so if someone tries to speak to me I can say that to them.

    So far only one person has said any follow up things in that language. I like to think it was "but you're speaking it now!" but probably just about work stuff.

    Is it weird that I get a very tiny kick out of the slight confusion I can see on some people's faces?

  • I love listening to researchers talk about places like Ur and Karahan Tepe and all the things we know about in between.

    What I don't love is the very clear tendency to believe that people 10,000 years ago had the mental capacity of a frog.

    No, I don't think the pit-like dwellings that don't have roofs were proof they were savages who lived under the open sky, I think in the TEN THOUSAND YEARS SINCE THEN the roof disintegrated. It's not a hard concept to put something over your head to stay out of the rain.

    It IS however, hard to make a roof out of mud unless you know where to get special mud and how to cook it. They would have to use branches, leaves and long grasses to keep rain off, which definitely wouldn't survive 10 millennia.

    So DID they have roofs? No idea, but trying to point at lack of roofs as "proof" of anything is kind of dumb.

    Respect for the ones that straight up say "we don't know but it's speculated that..." though

    Also it's disgusting to me how many times I've seen "because the people who found the artifact thought it was heretical/sacreligious/proves their religion wrong they destroyed most of it"

  • I have 0 interest in what a political administration with ties to genocide have to say on said genocide.

    Yes, they did. Yes they are. Yes, they will continue doing so because the world sits back to watch

  • The people who blabber incessantly about weed being a gateway drug are the exact REASON that I agree with them, but we VERY much disagree on the specifics.

    Think of it this way:

    Every adult in your life has told you that weed is JUST AS BAD as heroin and cocain and meth. You hear it repeated ad nauseum, ESPECIALLY if you were in DARE.

    Now one day someone you have known for a long time offers you some because "it's not that bad, trust me you'll be fine" and they go ahead and take a puff or twelve. Turns out it's not that bad. They were fine after some initial uncoordinated attempts at doing something.

    So if weed is this interesting, maybe heroin isn't that bad either?

    Yeah turns out heroin IS that bad, and lumping it in with weed is like tossing the kindergarten bully into a maxsec prison.

    So yeah, it's only a "gAtEwAy dRuG" because you fucks lied for decades and made false equivalence of things and taught kids they can't trust you.

  • Lol

    [REDACTED] but of course you aren't allowed to say such things openly.

  • If possible, I would return with $44. And a message of "I can be petty too"

  • My favorite is when people start ba[L]king at these things and write you off as a conspiracy nut.

    Like my brother in Slaanesh, these are the things they admit they've done.

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  • Before I read the comments I'm sure it's either jokes/memes or "this is unhealthy"

    Nah fuck that. Some people deserve lifelong hate.

    You don't sit there seething day after day, dwelling on it constantly.

    But whenever they come up, perfectly reasonable to say "fuck that noise, piss off" and be done with it.

    "forgive and forget" can eat shit and die.

  • You joke, but a coworker literally said "well there's no way to really know for sure it was because people were staying inside, it was probably just more forest food than usual that spring" when I pointed out a positive if covid being nature bouncing back just a tiny bit.

    Also can someone tell me what "forest food" is? Sure I know what he meant but that's no fun

  • That's right! It goes in the square hole!

  • They know perfectly well that they're spewing bullshit.

    The facts don't matter to many people, sadly.

    I know plenty of people who would go "heh damn college fucks deserved it" without knowing the first thing about what college or protest, simply "that generation getting what they deserve" is good enough

  • six months later

    "2.99317425... 2.99317426... 2.99317427...."

  • Lol I wish it was just an 8 hour day.

    More like 12-14 hours, and with the experience I had I was able to build most in about 6-7 minutes.

    There's downsides to speed building like that, because whoever has to inspect it when it gets sold has to spend a lot longer fixing minor problems.

    If I were building at my own store, each bike took about 20 minutes because I made sure everything was as close to "ready to ride" as possible.

    Nowadays I bulk build for many companies. They don't give a shit about quality but I spent years making sure my bikes were perfect, so I still like to make them good to ride out the door.

    my quickest bike was one particularly well put together model. 3 minutes per bike and it was good enough that I'd ride one without tools to the nearest store a few miles away.