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  • Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, shol'va.

  • Shame?

    BROTHERS AND SISTERS. HEAR ME.

    There is no shame in being mistaken, only in refusing to see the truth.

    It is unfortunate that this scum bears a resemblance to Hammond of Texas. But you have seen your mistake for what it was, dwell on it no further.

  • Am I taking crazy pills or are people actually saying this is a good thing?

    Jesus fucking christ you people are so dependent on the system you literally can't even comprehend the fact that nobody should need to be working when there's a higher priority like family.

    Make all the "oh but they're easy to take care of/if the person wants to work/the company is a good one for this" coping excuses you need to feel good about how shitty working lives have become, I guess.

    Don't bother responding if you're going to make more excuses why "this is good/okay", you're speaking to a wall.

  • I did a double-take, because for some reason I thought you had Don S. Davis in the picture.

  • I've got enough family from England, Scotland, and Ireland to want to make a trip to England just to piss on her grave.

    I think the local constabulary still finds that a bit offensive to do though.

  • Legit that's what my last employer did when a soda machine had a recall on one of the diet sodas.

    Just pulled however many quarters from a register, bought all of them, and boxed them up with LOTO tape all over the box. When the guy came in to resupply, he was given the box and pulled the quarters out of the machine and gave them back.

    He also left a small stack of reimbursement tags to be left on the machine, fill out what the soda was, what was wrong with it (expired, wrong soda dispensed, etc), and whoever came back would leave the cost taped to the tag with the office to return to the right employee.

  • Are you asking The Picard Maneuver if they believe the post is genuine, if they believe the person posting to twitter is actually up 700%, or if they believe it's a good strategy?

    Because I'm 99% sure those all have the same "no" as an answer.

    Based on the rest of the comment im assuming #2.

    Anyone who actually thinks the poster really is up 700%, hit me up, I've got some bridges you might be interested in purchasing.

  • You ever have one of those moments when you just put 2 and 2 together, and also that you should have had that realization many years ago?

    I just realized what NaN stands for...

    This must be what people who get told "you can just wait for the shower water to warm up before hopping in" feel like.

  • Well, Dr. @qjkxbmwvz, I will gladly address you as doctor here to both acknowledge your hard work, and the fact that you aren't an arrogant prick about things.

    Cheers!

  • The best kind of correct!

  • I'm sure it would come in handy sometimes, though!

    Mildly related, this scene just popped into my head:

    "Excuse me, I just need to go get my Doctor Glove"

    "what's that?"

    "The glove I wear when I bitch slap people who don't call me Doctor. It's embroidered."

  • If it weren't for memes, I wouldn't know what Todd Howard looks like, or who he even is.

  • I know this is a joke, but are there seriously people who think someone who doesn't like you is going to call you "Doctor" because you have a piece of paper?

    Of course it's not just a piece of paper, it requires metric shitloads of dedication, hard work, and all manner of things about which I haven't the faintest idea.

    But the person who doesn't like you doesn't care about all that.

    Unless there is some sort of reason they need to appease you or someone at an organization they're part of (work, personal stuff, whatever) they have no reason to acknowledge your hard work.

    And honestly, when someone gives me that look and corrects me with "it's DOCTOR" in that tone, I make a point to never refer to them as doctor, simply because of our first interaction. Be more friendly when introducing yourself as "Dr. Name Lastname". And maybe learn to live with the fact that not everyone cares about titles.

    Sorry for the rant, semi-serious question, it just struck a nerve because someone did this to me recently and did not react well to me continuing to call them by their first name.

  • "Tiny genetic change"

    Oof. Would that it were so easy....

  • Posted Oct. 1 2007.

    "first proposed in 2007"

    I wonder if Randall has seen this?

  • Rule

    Jump
  • here's my 1 minute edit with my phone. Enjoy

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  • Eyes are looking a bit glowy....

    Are we sure we took care of all the Ba'al clones?

  • I want a shitty fan trailer where it starts with someone saying "Somehow Plagueis returned..." where all we ever see is the tall hooded silhouette that never speaks

    Then at the end, the hood pulls back, head still in silhouette, but a very.... Distinct head appears, and in a slightly deeper than normal voice, we hear "Meesa back..." as glowing yellow eyes open up.

  • The bear will eat quite well.

    Not from eating people, bears don't like people.

    The bear is eating leftover popcorn from all the people watching the shitshow from the sidelines.

    It's becoming a problem, the bears are getting too fat for winter

  • Neat! I missed this!