Bleeping Lobster @ Transcendant @lemmy.world

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I saw a picture earlier of a baby hedgehog with its legs just like this. Probably not that though. Will OP ever release us from this mystery?

UK

Looks like steepled hands to me

It needs to be administered by a secular peacekeeping force.

The mosque was built over the Jewish temple. Both groups have a historical claim to the site.... and neither can be trusted.

It's one of my fav wwii stories, can't remember what rank the Japanese navy dude was but apparently the idea that Americans had an entire ship just for ice cream was a large factor in him calling to stand down

That's amazing, thanks for sharing your fail as I feel slightly less dumb now.

One of the best I've seen... was working on a track with a one of my writing partners, he's messaging his gf who's asking where his washing machine powder is, he replies, but the response makes him sigh deeply. Asked him what's wrong, he shows me the message, it's from his gf and says "babe... Do you realise you're washing your clothes with dishwasher tablets?" 😂

Hahaha. Reminds me of one of my own similar fails.

I bought this mop... I'm tallish at 6'. For at least a year I used this mop, cursing it everytime for being short. "What is this? A mop for dwarves?!" literally gave myself a bad back using it.

Until one day, something clicked, and I noticed I could extend it. Fuck my life.

It's hard to say as it's over so quickly! I tried to download it so I could loop it in vlc, but this site doesn't allow that.

Looks really, really cool though. I used to mess about in after effects, made some pretty trippy stuff but nothing 3d / of this caliber

I assume this is supposed to loop, the site it's hosted on doesn't work for me... gets to 2.9 secs then freezes. Would look awesome looping, not so much as a 2-sec clip.

These streaming sites, even when they load the whole video, often don't loop seamlessly... maybe it'd be better to loop it manually in whatever final comping software you used, and upload it as a 12sec clip?

My sister's partner has a kid, with a woman he had a one-night-stand with. She's an absolute fucking psycho, borderline negligent mother. Just about competent enough that social services do fuck all, but incompetent enough that the poor girl (who's now 3) is blatantly falling behind in terms of development. And nothing he can do as he only has her 50% of the time.

My absolute worst nightmare. Wrap it before you tap it.

Alas, I moved to another part of the country last month, and I no longer speak to that friend, so it's an impossible dream.

I'll have to be content with the delicious memory.

I've had this before, except I was drunk, and it was a kebab.

I really, really do not like kebabs... my friend convinced me to get one. This kebab was like it had been sent from the heavens, I was in shock, never had I experienced a kebab like this.

The next day, I messaged my friend asking where we had the kebab... neither of us could remember. I had a vague idea of what the door looked like, we searched every time we were in the city centre for many years, but in vain.

This was hilarious to read. There's nothing funnier than someone behaving unreasonably getting madder and madder, while the person they're dealing with stays perfectly calm. Though I don't doubt it'll result in even pettier behaviour from the republicans.

Lokat!

Does this imply that his funds generated from begging to his supporters are drying up?

I'm under no illusion that it'd be due to change 9f heart, but maybe they're tapped out at this stage.

When life gives you lemons, cut a lemon in half, hold it up to life's face, and SQUEEZE IT DIRECTLY INTO LIFE'S EYES. Fuck you, life, give me oranges next time.

You're missing the bigger picture imo. All that military might is going to be under the control of people handpicked by Trump, if he's elected and project 2025 goes to plan. Why do you think Tuberville is creating all these vacancies.

Tuberville isn't doing this for shits and giggles.

This is the best version of the 'Eric Andre shooting someone that he then blames for being shot' meme I think I've ever, ever seen.

That's interesting to hear. How come they aren't updating?

Tbh I don't mind those 'ads' you speak of, not sure if we're talking about the same thing because for me it's mostly articles, often quite interesting stuff that I wouldn't have seen elsewhere. Will have a look into arkenfox now as never heard of that

Firefox user for many, many, many years. I tried chrome once and was dismayed at how sluggish it was, hogging ram & cpu.

FF just gets better and better with every update. I'm amazed that more people aren't using it.