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TragicNotCute
TragicNotCute @ TragicNotCute @lemmy.world
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100% people who drink water die

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  • I’ll probably quit next week, this one has been rough. I’m not addicted though.

    • No wonder he was depressed

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  • After all, one can't complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said 'Bother!' The Social Round. Always something going on.

    • Not difficult to understand

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  • NDAs generally prohibit you from stating that you are under NDA.

    Better to be cryptic “I can’t really go into details due to my clearance”.

    • Elon Musk's X lost 11 million users in the EU over the past 5 months

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  • I don’t wanna boost their MAUs by logging in.

    • Praise jeebus

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  • …Dad?

    • Asking the important questions.

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  • You’re solving important problems, just like the rest of us.

    • Asking the important questions.

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  • Fart in a vacuum or maybe in nitrogen? Seems like oxygen is the enemy.

    • HALT Fentanyl Act Clears Senate, Poised to Become Law

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  • It’s double illegal now. Everyone knows that’s when shit gets super serious.

    • In light of recent news, future footage of destroyed Russian supply columns are not going to be for the faint of heart

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  • not much of a supply chain for not much of a donkey

    • Momma told me to flaunt what I got, and what I got is at least 40 bucks.

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  • I hope your eggs are newer than your bills.

    • Workers are coffee badging to get around return-to-office mandates. What is it?

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  • Many are “coffee badging,” or swiping their ID badges at the office to record their arrival, staying 30 minutes or so ‒ long enough to greet colleagues and grab a cup of coffee – and then heading back home.

    • guys... :(

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  • The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

    • The life

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  • My arm is asleep but I don’t want to disturb her.

    • Goldman Sachs is such a nutty name. Imagine working at Compman Uters or Shrimpman Friedrice.

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  • I mean, it’s their names.

    In 1869, Goldman Sachs was founded by Marcus Goldman in New York City in a one-room basement office next to a coal chute. In 1882, Goldman's son-in-law Samuel Sachs joined the firm.

    • Sign rule

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  • Melon Fanta? Tell me more, that sounds delicious

    • Balatro dev shares an excellent list of his favourite indie games of 2024

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  • Although somewhat unrelated, I thought this excerpt from the article was interesting and sad.

    Asked in an interview if he regrets Balatro's success, he replied: "Honestly, yeah. Don't get me wrong - this has changed my life in a lot of amazing ways. I'm so grateful. But I do miss that time before. It was just a hobby that recharged my batteries. Sometimes I think, 'Maybe I would've been happier if I had never released this game to the public.'

    • True love

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  • The lack of hair on the knuckles is the strangest part to me.

    • He should have kept smoking

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  • The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that smoking (including exposure to secondhand smoke) is linked to around 480,000 deaths per year in the United States.

    According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), roughly 40,000 people die in motor‐vehicle crashes in the US each year.

    Smoking accounts for roughly 12 times more deaths annually than motor vehicle accidents in the US

    • US Capitol attack fugitive seeks asylum in Canada and hopes for Trump pardon

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  • I envision a website where you can get a Trump Bible and a pardon all in the same transaction. And you’ll pay far out the ass.

    • The image is overly pixelated, even when opening the post.

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  • Same experience here